Dwarves are the best race.

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your women are more masculine than arnold

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08/17/2017 09:13 AMPosted by Triatta
Hey now, don't forget that Dwarves and Gnomes have been buddies for thousands of years! We even have the same titan-rooted origins, and while the precursors to modern dwarves were capable of engineering (primarily the iron dwarves), it was really more of the schtick of Mimiron and the mechagnomes. Proto-dwarves were more inclined towards being guardians, stewards, and earth shapers.

So in short, you guys might be great at engineering now, but you almost certainly have us gnomes to thank for sharing and teaching ;)


Alright, alright.
But you're still short, that ye' are.
We are longer lying down than standing up. Go figure.
/Roar
08/17/2017 09:16 AMPosted by Cluckadin
your women are more masculine than arnold

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And your women are weaker than a kobold.

Pass.
08/16/2017 11:25 PMPosted by Nixxea
You're a bearded stump that reeks of cheap beer.


Oi! Those be fighting words!

08/16/2017 11:32 PMPosted by Catnine
08/16/2017 11:24 PMPosted by Quynzen

• Short enough to be punted


I'm afraid you are vastly underestimating your own race's puntability to a Tauren, friend.


I've heard kicking a dwarf is like kicking a boulder. We be pretty damn dense, in a good way. :) Also, Stoneform.

• Boring as sin - Humans
• Ugly green savages - Orcs
• Literally dead - Undead
• A tree hugger - Night Elf
• A cow - Tauren
• Short enough to be punted - Gnome
• Blue with halitosis - Trolls
• Left in the freezer for too long - Dranei
• Unable to discern between males and females - Blood Elf
• Furries - Worgen
• Short AND green - Goblin
• Furries (again) - Panda


Had to go make a new character to figure out some of these but there ya go.
I'm obsessed with Dwarves. I love them. I'd be one in a heartbeat if I could Horde-side.

Buuuut I suppose I'm close enough for now. Hi from an ale-loving friend?

/wave
/thumbs up
08/17/2017 09:13 AMPosted by Triatta
Hey now, don't forget that Dwarves and Gnomes have been buddies for thousands of years! We even have the same titan-rooted origins, and while the precursors to modern dwarves were capable of engineering (primarily the iron dwarves), it was really more of the schtick of Mimiron and the mechagnomes. Proto-dwarves were more inclined towards being guardians, stewards, and earth shapers.

So in short, you guys might be great at engineering now, but you almost certainly have us gnomes to thank for sharing and teaching ;)


No, you have us to thank for renting out our workshop for your entire species to live in
08/17/2017 10:01 AMPosted by Wolke
I'm obsessed with Dwarves. I love them. I'd be one in a heartbeat if I could Horde-side.

Buuuut I suppose I'm close enough for now. Hi from an ale-loving friend?

/wave


Can't argue about the ale. Cheers to that, aye?
08/17/2017 10:28 AMPosted by Quynzen


Can't argue about the ale. Cheers to that, aye?


Aye, cheers!
There are two kinds of people on Azeroth:

Dwarves. And everyone else.
I'll only agree that I believe they are the best Alliance race.
Can't take a BE demon hunter who bashes a Dwarf seriously.
08/16/2017 11:25 PMPosted by Nixxea
You're a bearded stump that reeks of cheap beer.


Thanks! Except our beer isn't cheap :D
Dwarves are cool and all but where are the Women?
08/17/2017 12:33 PMPosted by Lucane
Dwarves are cool and all but where are the Women?


Down here ya daft fool.*

*Dwarven mating call.
08/17/2017 09:16 AMPosted by Cluckadin
your women are more masculine than arnold

pass


Not according to DeviantArt.
08/17/2017 01:17 PMPosted by Greuvy
08/17/2017 12:33 PMPosted by Lucane
Dwarves are cool and all but where are the Women?


Down here ya daft fool.*

*Dwarven mating call.


Ach, now the party is gettin' started!

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