blame the cows

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Cows are bigger, dumber, heavier, and are in general a waste of space. By simply existing, all Taurens are collectively responsibull for all of the server woes.

Please stop blaming Blizzard. They're a small indie company trying as hard as they can to keep things running, but the walking, stinky piles of sabotage from Mulgore are making it really hard for them.
And there's nothing you can do to stop us.
if we cull some of the tauren population we could have steaks for a while
10/13/2017 08:46 PMPosted by Lem
if we cull some of the tauren population we could have steaks for a while

I hate to break it to you, but in a Tauren vs Belfs war, the world will side with the Tauren.
10/13/2017 08:45 PMPosted by Korojin
And there's nothing you can do to stop us.


They're unstoppabull !!!!
10/13/2017 08:45 PMPosted by Korojin
And there's nothing you can do to stop us.
Except launch an all out assault on Mulgore and do the world's largest backyard bbq. I've always wondered how fel-fried tauren tastes.
This is a bunch of bull!!
10/13/2017 08:48 PMPosted by Mokun
10/13/2017 08:46 PMPosted by Lem
if we cull some of the tauren population we could have steaks for a while

I hate to break it to you, but in a Tauren vs Belfs war, the world will side with the Tauren.
And this is why the Forskin should have carped bombed Mulgore instead of the Wrathgate.
10/13/2017 08:49 PMPosted by Floreste
Except launch an all out assault on Mulgore and do the world's largest backyard bbq. I've always wondered how fel-fried tauren tastes.

It tastes like fel because you don't know how to properly use your spices.
10/13/2017 08:46 PMPosted by Lem
if we cull some of the tauren population we could have steaks for a while

That implies you belfs eat.
Tauren.
And this is why the Forskin should have carped bombed Mulgore instead of the Wrathgate.[/quote]
Tell me, do you do those misspellings on purpose?
It's just a little methane. Sheesh.
10/13/2017 09:17 PMPosted by Brahmina
It's just a little methane. Sheesh.


You're unbelievabull :P
10/13/2017 09:17 PMPosted by Brahmina
It's just a little methane. Sheesh.
And a whole lot of stupid.
10/13/2017 08:41 PMPosted by Justweightdk
responsibull
Most of the tauren players are bulls, not cows. Get your bovine genders right.
10/13/2017 08:48 PMPosted by Mokun
10/13/2017 08:46 PMPosted by Lem
if we cull some of the tauren population we could have steaks for a while

I hate to break it to you, but in a Tauren vs Belfs war, the world will side with the Tauren.


Pretty sure they would side with us Blood Elves because we are going to have a BBQ party after we win.
Udder Destruction!
Nope. Everyone would side with the Tauren. Even the Alliance.

Who doesn't love Tauren?

Besides, if anyone answered that question with "me", I'd just ask, who doesn't hate belfs?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go like every single post by a male tauren in my quest for a sugar daddy.
There's nothing wrong with Tauren. They're cuddly!

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