why are there so few fem-dwarves

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10/18/2017 08:20 PMPosted by Uvka
You're not "making love" unless you come out of it with a bloody nose and a bruised pelvis.


YOU MEAN CRUSHED PELVIS

ME WANT SNU SNU
actualy my very first toon in 05 was and is a female dwarf hunter.
she was in mothballs for years when i finaly got her up and running again she had some seriously valuable things on her and in bank .
makes me sad that she was the only original i kept
10/19/2017 06:22 AMPosted by Maren
10/18/2017 08:20 PMPosted by Uvka
You're not "making love" unless you come out of it with a bloody nose and a bruised pelvis.


YOU MEAN CRUSHED PELVIS

ME WANT SNU SNU


Careful what you wish for.


You might get it.
10/18/2017 05:16 PMPosted by Quinzal
theyre so curvy and adorable

plus dwarves are the best race anyways

why arent there more

there needs to be

more


My first toon in WoW was a dwarf priestess. Everywhere I went, NPCs would make snide comments about the way I smelled and my general unattractiveness as a dwarven woman. Eventually, I changed races, but I will always be a dwarf at heart.
There's a lot. Just look for the dwarves with the most respectable beards and that's them.
There are dwarf females? Why that's just a silly notion.
10/19/2017 06:34 AMPosted by Songya
10/18/2017 05:16 PMPosted by Quinzal
theyre so curvy and adorable

plus dwarves are the best race anyways

why arent there more

there needs to be

more


My first toon in WoW was a dwarf priestess. Everywhere I went, NPCs would make snide comments about the way I smelled and my general unattractiveness as a dwarven woman. Eventually, I changed races, but I will always be a dwarf at heart.


they can not appreciate true beauty
Where's the brew?
10/19/2017 08:11 AMPosted by Jarna
Where's the brew?


youve come to the right place, lass
I think there'd be more if they could have beards. Seriously.
Probably the potato nose.
Because they are the sort of naturally ugly that makes you feel bad. People get on Horde women for looking bad, Gnomes look like the little monster attached to the dudes stomach in Total Recall and dwarves look like horror given a face.
I suspect between the Dutch Oven pedicures and crushing steel with our thighs, the fanbase for us is shall we say ... selective.
10/18/2017 05:16 PMPosted by Quinzal
why arent there more


There's already more of us than y'can handle, laddie.
Dwarves are awesome, especially warriors.

I like how the casters' braids fly when they cast spells though. Do they still, with the new animations?

10/18/2017 05:19 PMPosted by Quinzal
your character has the only acceptable female gnome features

all others are horrifying

I would argue that the pigtails are horrifying. Have you seen them from the back? That's not how hair works.

https://i.imgur.com/oiUuInB.png
10/18/2017 05:16 PMPosted by Quinzal
plus dwarves are the best race anyways


Since when are short obese humans the best race ever?
Ach! Ye'll no' be givin' me tha' look or ye'll be gettin' a kick to the HAID!
10/19/2017 09:43 AMPosted by Valistria
10/18/2017 05:16 PMPosted by Quinzal
plus dwarves are the best race anyways


Since when are short obese humans the best race ever?


Since always.
Because, those that want to play midgets tend to be the loli type; and prefer more cutesy than bulky/scary. Dwarves don't come off as 'younger' and therefore do not appeal to those that like Loli.
10/19/2017 09:43 AMPosted by Valistria
10/18/2017 05:16 PMPosted by Quinzal
plus dwarves are the best race anyways


Since when are short obese humans the best race ever?


They aren't obese :(

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