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I was a Game Master for a year before this.... Now's my time to shine. *cracks knuckles*

What is another name for Chromie's hips?

A waist of time.
Why did the grummle move to Gilneas?

It has many, many weres!
Since no one has said it yet:

How many Paladins does it take to change a lightbulb? 2.

1 to change the light bulb, and 1 to uphold the light.
12/07/2017 10:03 AMPosted by Ythisens
I was a Game Master for a year before this.... Now's my time to shine. *cracks knuckles*

What is another name for Chromie's hips?

A waist of time.


Game Masters always have the best jokes. I make sure to always ask for one at the end of our conversations.

I have an oldie but goodie.

Q) How many rogues does it take to gank a paladin?

A) Two. One to startle him, and one waiting in the inn.
12/07/2017 10:03 AMPosted by Ythisens
I was a Game Master for a year before this.... Now's my time to shine. *cracks knuckles*

What is another name for Chromie's hips?

A waist of time.


Hah, never heard that one!

Can I ask... Are the GM jokes written for them or do they come up with them themselves?
"WoD will be the best expansion ever!"
Blizzard's writing. HEYOOOO!
Legion Legendaries
12/07/2017 10:07 AMPosted by Nefti
Blizzard's writing. HEYOOOO!


*hisses*

THE EDGE, IT BURNS
Void Elves.
Rolling a Warlock or asking one nicely is the only way to get sstoned.

Communication is important. Ask an alchemist for pot, got a potion instead.

Death knight's strangulate don't usually work on Onyxia, cause she'll take a DEEP BREATH first.

I am so bad at this.
Good raiders smell bad because they never wipe.
This was the most recent one I was given by a GM.

Why were night elves chosen to be Azeroth's first astronauts?

[Jeopardy theme plays]

Because they know the moon well!
legion pvp
12/07/2017 10:06 AMPosted by Volhoof
Can I ask... Are the GM jokes written for them or do they come up with them themselves?


Both! Game Master's are highly encouraged to be creative with that kind of thing. I used to actually keep a notepad with me at all times so I could think of silly jokes to make.

Some teams are different but I've been on one that had a stash of jokes for all of the games and tons of detailed context that we would all just add to it everyday! We even had notes for jokes on how to actually deliver them because some just didn't work in certain ways as far as live chats go.

There is an art to the GM joke. <3

Where on Azeroth do Ogres do their shopping?

The Dire Mall.
An old classic:

What do rogues and noobs have in common?

They both pick locks.
12/07/2017 10:27 AMPosted by Ythisens

There is an art to the GM joke. <3

Where on Azeroth do Ogres do their shopping?

The Dire Mall.

You made me laugh at such an awesomely terrible joke, I both love and hate you. :)
Legion.
Your mommas so fat she level capped at 60 because she couldn't fit through the dark portal.
Why is antorus always covered in drool?

The felhounds of sargeras are classically conditioned, and the Portal Keeper Hasabel.

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