Should I speak like Illidan irl?

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Maybe I should try speaking like Illidan in real life.
That would be interesting!
At the board room:
Boss: Can you get those papers for me?
You: I AM MY PAPERS!
02/12/2018 05:30 PMPosted by Jordrend
At the board room:
Boss: Can you get those papers for me?
You: I AM MY PAPERS!


I've traded my freedom for power before...
I'd get tired of pithy one liners real quick.
Do it then tell us how it went.
Friend: Forgot to tell you we invited your ex.

You: Your duplicity is hardly surprising.
Lot's of people do, it's called being edgy.

Usually by awkward neckbeards trying to sound dark and brooding, but sometimes it works. I think.
02/12/2018 05:32 PMPosted by Warglaive
02/12/2018 05:30 PMPosted by Jordrend
At the board room:
Boss: Can you get those papers for me?
You: I AM MY PAPERS!


I've traded my freedom for power before...


I've traded my freedom for papers before...
Let's be honest here. We've all had that one friend we were supposed to meet with, pick up, or otherwise coordinate something with, and when they inevitably weren't ready on time....

"Hey sorry man, time got away from me and-"
"You are not prepared!!!!"
"....what?"
"Nothin', it's cool."
02/12/2018 05:36 PMPosted by Morehwine
I've traded my freedom for papers before...


MY PAPERS ARE MY OWN!!!
Person: "Can you hold for one second?"
Me: "YOU WERE NOT PREPARED"
02/12/2018 05:35 PMPosted by Ralanthel
Lot's of people do, it's called being edgy.

Usually by awkward neckbeards trying to sound dark and brooding, but sometimes it works. I think.

I don't think edgelords and neckbeards actually overlap that much in reality. Only in the minds of those who use terms like edgelord and neckbeard.
02/12/2018 05:44 PMPosted by Ythisens
Person: "Can you hold for one second?"
Me: "YOU WERE NOT PREPARED"


We really need a thumbs up button for CM's lol :)
I think even if you don't use his signature lines or derivatives thereof, simply adopting his manner of speaking would have rather amusing results. Just make sure everything sounds ominous and always project.
Doctor: "This should heal real nicely without even a scar"
Me: "but... I am my scars"
Doctor: "Let's take a look at that knee, the-"
Me: "I will not be touched by rabble such as you!"
Waitress: "Are you finished with that plate, hon?"
Me: "IT IS NOT YOURS TO TAKE!!!" /eyebeams
02/12/2018 05:44 PMPosted by Ythisens
Person: "Can you hold for one second?"
Me: "YOU WERE NOT PREPARED"


02/12/2018 05:49 PMPosted by Ythisens
Doctor: "This should heal real nicely without even a scar"
Me: "but... I am my scars"


Baby yak is on a serious roll today!

Which then begs the question on every bovine mind - what did the baby yak do this weekend that resulted in this fantastic Monday he is having?

Inquiring cows want....no....need to know!

/moo
02/12/2018 05:29 PMPosted by Nommi
Maybe I should try speaking like Illidan in real life.
That would be interesting!

i mean, it would be a great way to get punched in the face probably.
02/12/2018 05:49 PMPosted by Ythisens
Doctor: "This should heal real nicely without even a scar"
Me: "but... I am my scars"

This person gets it.
Illidan, keep your fell slobbers off the carpet and furniture dewd.

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