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I brought more ale for all my Dwarven brethren!!!!! I hope ye don't mind me having me devilsaur outside the door he ate me last pet sitter.
Know what we need? Somethin to really light this party aflame!

*Thunderstorm*

Hmm... I wonder how those elements feel about their powers being used as a party trick? Eh oh well.
*slips in and replaces the dwarf keg with proper pandaren brew*
Now this is what you call real ale
*Stealth in*

*Sneak up to the various kegs*

*Fill them with void energy*

*Hide in the shadow and laugh silently as the dwarves get drunk on VOID*
Void elves ruin everything good.
"Sniffs Pandaren Ale."

WHAT THE BLATHERSKITE IS THIS!?

"Tosses the keg of non-dwarven ale into the sky, shoots it with gun."

ALRIGHT WE NEED SOME MORE BEER IN HERE FOLKS!! i ONLY GOT ABOUT ENOUGH FOR 25 MUGS-WORTH, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME FOR THE NEXT FEW MINUTES, BUT AH CAN'T DO NOTHING FOR YOU ALL!
ALL THESE NON DWARVES NEED TO GTFO OF THIS THREAD

*SMASHES DRINKING MUG AGAINST TABLE*
THARS ELVES IN THA THREAD LADS

SOMEONE CALL AN EXTERMINATOR
Wardrobe malfuction! Boingggggggggggggg
'ello everyone, I'm Gjerry!!

Glad ta metcha!!
G'day Gjerry! HOW MUCH CAN YAH DRINK!? CAUSE WE GOT RULES IN THIS PLACE!!!
How do you do, fellow dwarves?

What? Of course I'm a son of Khaz Modan! Just look at my beard!
Dwarf is the best race in the game!
Sorry I’m late.
What did I miss?
Dwarves are awesome. I main a death knight dwarf but I was quite sad that Dark Irons can't be DK, otherwise I would have race changed them. Btw, I'm planning to make a Dark Iron Pally.

A paladin with a fire beard would be glorious! It's like a mini Odyn.
What will we do with a drunken dwarf?
What will we do with a drunken dwarf?
What will we do with a drunken dwarf?
Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning

Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning

Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter
Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter
Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter
Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning

That's what we do with a drunken dwarf
That's what we do with a drunken dwarf
That's what we do with a drunken dwarf
Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning
*Walks into the room with a big barrel of dwarf ale and pints attached to his helmet horns.*

I'VE BROUGHT THE FUN KEG LADDIES... AARRRGGH!!

*Slips and falls on his back because of the pandarean ale spread on the floor, the barrel goes flying upwards.*

QUICK!! CATCH THE KEG!!

*The barrel lands on his stomach, safe and sound.*

NEVER MIND THAT MATE, YA KNOW WHAT'EY SAY ANYWAYS: THERE ARE TWO BLOODY TRUTHS IN THA REALMS... ITS VERY EASY TO UNDERESTIMATE AN ANGRY ORC AN' EVEN EASIER TO UNDERESTIMATE A DRUNK DWARF AND HIS BEARD... AS MESELF...

*Tries to move...*

...NOW GET THIS DAMN THING OFF ME WILL YA!!
OI LADS WUTS UP
i'm here and don't know why. Some Worgen keeps trying to get me to let her in, though
03/26/2018 07:27 PMPosted by Velaethia
03/26/2018 07:22 PMPosted by Beerhaus
...

*Spins around a few times after hearing stealth sounds*

Ach! An illusion! What are ye hiding?


HEY! That's my line!

An allusion? What are you implying?


But I customized it by changing the you to ye!

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