Tyrande!

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My love! I am here! Come to me!
Where are you Tyrande? I need you!
Hurry! I cannot fight much longer...
You cannot keep me from her! Tyrande?!
You like Xavius?

Ok...

Slowly backs away...
I'm convinced Malfurion takes his extra-long power naps just to escape Tyrande.
07/05/2018 07:13 PMPosted by Dliver
I'm convinced Malfurion takes his extra-long power naps just to escape Tyrande.

See, I thought it was just me that thought she was a bit Boy Crazy.
Worst part of legion for me was listening to that awful voice acting/writing in that scene.
HAVE YOU EVER LOVED AS I HAVE?
Xavius, you are a bad Satyr, but an excellent voice performer. Yet another unsuspecting adventurer has fallen prey to your illusions!
07/05/2018 07:08 PMPosted by Tassalan
My love! I am here! Come to me!
Where are you Tyrande? I need you!
Hurry! I cannot fight much longer...
You cannot keep me from her! Tyrande?!


A lot of people like to make fun of Malfurion for this. And, fair enough, it is pretty hilarious. But I was always under the assumption that these lines were spoken by the various doppelgängers Xavius was leaving around.
Hush.
07/05/2018 07:08 PMPosted by Tassalan
My love! I am here! Come to me!
Where are you Tyrande? I need you!
Hurry! I cannot fight much longer...
You cannot keep me from her! Tyrande?!

This angers me greatly.
07/05/2018 07:13 PMPosted by Dliver
I'm convinced Malfurion takes his extra-long power naps just to escape Tyrande.


He uses the emerald dream as an excuse to avoid calling her back.
07/05/2018 07:16 PMPosted by Matilda
HAVE YOU EVER LOVED AS I HAVE?
I AM MY SCARS!
07/05/2018 07:15 PMPosted by Ltque
Worst part of legion for me was listening to that awful voice acting/writing in that scene.


You do realize that was Xavius, right?
I had a pretty poor opinion of Malfurion to begin with. But that questline pretty much turned the poor opinion into a "laugh like a hyena at him in mockery and cruelty" opinion.

Thrall's Balls (they're HUUUUUGE), Malf. You're a fething Archdruid. Just magic your way out of that or something. Instead of making your wife run all over the place.
Dear Shandris,

Please kindly step up and take over leadership of the Night Elves.

Current management is too incompetent.

Yours Sincerely,

Dreadmoon of the Ebon...ahem... Dead Night Elf club.
tYrAnDaHhhhh
I HAVE FOUND THEM MY KING!!!

I WILL FLAY THEIR HIDES AND BRING THEM TO YOU AS TROPHIEEEES!!!

..................

Oops, wrong expansion. Will return in a couple of months.
This thread was exactly as stupid as I thought it would be.

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