Favorite WoW Joke

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So this by far has to be my favorite WoW joke of all time (at least the one I have heard). Not one that you do by /silly but just a joke based on WoW:

A Tauren, a Blood Elf and a Forsaken are caught by bandits in tanaris and stripped of their gear, then told to march through the sands to Gadgetzan. The bandits point them to the desert, keeping guns aimed at the three as they say: "We're not completely heartless. You can pick one food item to bring with you for the trip across the sands."
The tauren says "Okay then, I'll bring a melon. It is lightweight, nourishing and full of fluids. My best bet to make it across alive." So the pirates give him a melon and force him to march.
The Blood Elf frowns at the tauren and says "I'll take a coconut then. Easier to carry and with the same nourishing values as a melon." He is also given his choice and forced to walk.
The Forsaken looks at the disappearing forms of the tauren and blood elf, then at the tracks they leave in the sands, then at the sun above, and says "I'll just have a fork, please."


What's your favorite WoW joke?
10/03/2018 09:18 AMPosted by Styvan
favorite WoW joke?
WoD
Dwarf taunt.

"Yer moms a bearded Ogre and yer fathers a Trogg!"
I don't have a joke nearly as long but I do love whispering my guildmates every now and then with something along the lines of "ey bby lemme see them twin peaks"
Rose's are red
Sometimes they're white.
But when I'm in Suramar,
Something's not quite right...
Q. What do you call five paladins in a hot tub?

A. A bubble bath!
What do noobs and rogues have in common? They both pick locks!
Old but gold:

How many Paladins does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder, another to uphold the light.

And another personal favorite:

How do you know someone is from vanilla? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
The best joke is the occasional alliance member that /waves at you during War Mode.

Aren't you cute? You're still going to die, though.
surprisingly, we aren't de-void of emotions.
Ok, guys. Just came up with the funniest joke in WoW history. Ready?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

So it could reach the water.

:)

I have to be the funniest person in existence!
Class Balance... ;)
Legend has it that The Lich King occasionally got freaky on that throne of his.

I suppose one could say that it should have been named The Frozen Bone!

Ha!

Are you laughing yet?

Am I funny?
LFG m+ feral druid
10/03/2018 10:02 AMPosted by Millions
Legend has it that The Lich King occasionally got freaky on that throne of his.

I suppose one could say that it should have been named The Frozen Bone!

Ha!

Are you laughing yet?

Am I funny?


I tried to take up the mantle of the Lich King, but...

He gave me the cold shoulder.

LOL! :)
Fire Mages
What do you call a Worgen that can catch a tennis ball?

A good boy.
10/03/2018 09:30 AMPosted by Stylo
What do noobs and rogues have in common? They both pick locks!


Bravo!
Your mom's so fat a rogue shadow stepped her and got a loading screen.
"How do you stop a warrior from charging? You take away his/her credit card!"

I need a targid.

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