Kissing Arthas

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10/02/2018 04:41 PMPosted by Xilexa
You know how when it's really cold and you lick a metal pole and get stuck?

Now imagine that but with 25 raid members.


No, I don't know.

Because:

1 - I'm Brazilian.

2 - I would never lick a metal pole.
10/02/2018 04:45 PMPosted by Mortis


2 - I would never lick a metal pole.


I bet you would if i double dog dared you.
It's one of my rarest emotes, but most of my death knights have a single /hug from their first encounter with Arthas.
10/02/2018 04:41 PMPosted by Xilexa
You know how when it's really cold and you lick a metal pole and get stuck?

Now imagine that but with 25 raid members.


Yes, I have licked a lamp post in winter.
10/02/2018 04:28 PMPosted by Jamalia
10/02/2018 04:24 PMPosted by Neronyn
Would he grow a heart?


I've been kissed a lot and I'm pretty sure my heart has shrunk.

Pretty sure he cut out his heart and tossed it into that chasm beneath Icecrown Citadel
10/02/2018 04:40 PMPosted by Lovefool
I get the feeling some of you would do a little more than kissing with the lich king...


Ohohoho, you wouldn't be wrong.

10/02/2018 04:41 PMPosted by Xilexa
You know how when it's really cold and you lick a metal pole and get stuck?

Now imagine that but with 25 raid members.


I did and now I can un-imagine it. I mean the man (I mean he's a male. Not really sure what he's classified as after the fusion. He's much more than a lich), must be frigid.

10/02/2018 04:29 PMPosted by Snuggiebuns
I strongly advise against trying to hug or kiss the Lich King

it doesn't end well

*sobs*

It might be because he doesn't like men... Or the torment and unending anguish of the living is pleasure enough. Still, he was definitely not a jolly happy soul and it'd be your skin melting off your bones instead of his "heart."

I'm just curious as to how Arthas passed his time as the Lich King apart from trying to unite Azeroth against the Legion in undeath. Did he sleep? Screw with farmers in Northrend by sending a remorseless winter to insta-kill their crops and livestock? Establish an undead nightclub with strippers and blackjack? Did he and Kel play chess together? That could be a far more entertaining story than what we have right now.
What if, instead of killing him, we all took turns kissing the Lich King?

We held him down and gave him lil peck all over.

Would he grow a heart?

Would he blush and go home?

#drunkmindsoberthoughts


Hi id like you far away from me
10/02/2018 04:24 PMPosted by Neronyn
Would he grow a heart?
Maybe if we got a bunch of Who's to stand around singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i79sPebx-Xk
10/02/2018 04:24 PMPosted by Neronyn
What if, instead of killing him, we all took turns kissing the Lich King?

We held him down and gave him lil peck all over.

Would he grow a heart?

Would he blush and go home?

#drunkmindsoberthoughts


Never log on inebriated again. Light be with you.

I need a targid.
Ew, no. I bet his breath stinks something fierce.
/lathers on ChapStick

This is for world peace.

I'm going in!
Tongues?
Would he grow a heart?

Would he blush and go home?

No but we would catch a case and serve some prison time

#drunkmindsoberthoughts[/quote]
I'd imagine your lips would instantly freeze and get stuck on his skin
Been there.
Tried that.
Got the blue eyes.

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