You Eat Too Many Souls And Turn Into Gorefiend

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What do you do?
I eat all the gnomes with my gigantic stomach-mouth-bellybutton thing
Uh obviously yours would be next?
Win the belching contest over Jay Sherman and Eudora Welty.
Roadblock hundreds upon hundreds of guilds before showing intense favoritism to any Unholy DK.
Also.. I would wait for a pair of adventurers to come along trying to farm me. Then for the next hour I would laugh and make fun of them as I kept resetting as they tried to kill me.
Become overcome with joy because this is all I ever wanted.

Edit: oh gorefiend?? darn! I thought I was the great Teron Gorefiend as an orc soul in a human body, nevermind!
Take a giant soul poop, and go on a Slim Soul diet.
Cry because I can no longer fit through doors.
Wear a really baggy shirt and become the greatest ventriloquist ever by talking out of my chest.
Get on a treadmill and try to sweat the souls out before beach body season.
I'd continue with the normal life of a demon hunter.

-waves in metamorphosis- Hi Mortis!
Rejoice, I beat the system and got Metamorphosis back
11/09/2018 03:25 PMPosted by Felsavior
demon hunter.


Gross...
11/09/2018 03:18 PMPosted by Dreadfury
Roadblock hundreds upon hundreds of guilds before showing intense favoritism to any Unholy DK.


This.
Give away my fat loots in hopes a group of raiders won't kill me.
take a bath in all the souls I'm not able to eat and wait for a bunch of adventurers to come by and try to kill me

then I eat them
11/09/2018 03:18 PMPosted by Dreadfury
Roadblock hundreds upon hundreds of guilds before showing intense favoritism to any Unholy DK.

also I don't wanna talk about it, mythic gorefiend was so bad ugh
Try to roll with my homies but realize it's only possible on a decline.
Cry as I eat even more souls to drown my misery.
Eat Gingers until I balance out

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