Lets Play "Break World of Warcraft"

General Discussion
Anyone wanna play "Break World of Warcraft", basically just come up with one change that will break the way World of Warcraft is played. Then give a "Blizzard" statement why this change is good For example.

Change
"Players now gain 100000000000 gold per second on every character, even when they're not playing"

Reason
Because shinny things are great!
Add everything to the GCD
Blizzard already won the game :D
Entering combat will instantly dismount the player
Permanent forum bans also means permanent game ban.
Free To Play
Make warlock's Seed of Corruption …

-an AoE reticle
-insta-cast
-infinite range
-no GCD
-no mana cost
-castable while CC'd, silenced... even dead!

Reason: Don't you guys have phones?

(but seriously, this really happened on live for a few glorious hours)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwwX0lYbQZE

Edit: forgot the "infinite range" part ;p
bfa

11/11/2018 07:42 PMPosted by Dreadmoon
Permanent forum bans also means permanent game ban.


Have you seen the changes to the forums coming on Tuesday? Your wish may very well come true.
Make everything RNG.

Blizzard: We understand that players like to have goals to work towards to get gear.
That said...
We are making it so now it all relies on RNG, including the goals you worked towards like weekly caps and m+ chests.

Oh wait this already happened...
Now playable on your phone! You all have phones, don't you?
everybody dies

then when you release to graveyard, your ghost dies too and is sent to another graveyard

this continues until you have died and been sent to every graveyard in the game, then you DC and your character autodeletes and moves on to the next one you log in to
Sylvanas dies...
Make a popular well loved game with a loyal following into a mobile phone joke.

Wait..........
No more collision on anything other than the floor, but LoS still applies

Certain spells remove collision with the floor
1 change?

Blizzard implements every single piece of feedback given into the game. On a weekly basis.
11/11/2018 07:39 PMPosted by Tano
Anyone wanna play "Break World of Warcraft", basically just come up with one change that will break the way World of Warcraft is played. Then give a "Blizzard" statement why this change is good For example.

Change
"Players now gain 100000000000 gold per second on every character, even when they're not playing"

Reason
Because shinny things are great!


Flying will never ever return to the game and all flying mounts you collected are immidiately turned into generic white horses.

Blizzard Statment:
We really feel flying breaks immersion and riding flying dragons is kind of impossible since why would a dragon ever be subservient to you?

Hencefourth we have changed all your flying mounts to generic horses as we feel horses are way more realistic to break to your will.

Also we want you to do our extremly creative jumping puzzles, so henceforth flying has been removed indefinitely.
make the game pve based almost entirely. then make 2 factions. then give pve racials to only one side. then wait 10 years, when the population begins to decline and the stocks drop, have your secret stock broker buy you a bunch of stocks for the game. then fix the game and watch the stocks rise rise rise, then when its at the best value, sell sell sell and spend the remainder of your days in luxury.

and everyone lives happily ever after.
the end.
Complaining about inconsequential bogus because you're blinded by nostalgia nets you one free month of play, but if you don't log in for one day you can never play again. And if you keep playing and paying for a sub, then you aren't allowed to post on the forums.

Please note, i'm not saying all people who have complaints are cry babies blinded by nostalgia. Just the crybabies blinded by nostalgia
Warcraft
If your character dies you start over at level 1,lose all your achievement points and gold.
Reason:"We find that the player gets more immersion when you stand to lose everything"
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Diablo
Create a mobile game called Diablo:Immortal and promote it at BlizzCon to a PC player base.
Reason:"Do you guys not have phones?"
11/11/2018 07:57 PMPosted by Rhekkar
11/11/2018 07:39 PMPosted by Tano
Anyone wanna play "Break World of Warcraft", basically just come up with one change that will break the way World of Warcraft is played. Then give a "Blizzard" statement why this change is good For example.

Change
"Players now gain 100000000000 gold per second on every character, even when they're not playing"

Reason
Because shinny things are great!


Flying will never ever return to the game and all flying mounts you collected are immidiately turned into generic white horses.

Blizzard Statment:
We really feel flying breaks immersion and riding flying dragons is kind of impossible since why would a dragon ever be subservient to you?

Hencefourth we have changed all your flying mounts to generic horses as we feel horses are way more realistic to break to your will.

Also we want you to do our extremly creative jumping puzzles, so henceforth flying has been removed indefinitely.

I was going to do the flying spiel.

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