You Fall In Love With a Fire Elemental

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Take out a life insurance policy, blindfold it, lead it into the ocean, profit.
10/05/2018 07:27 PMPosted by Mortis
10/05/2018 07:24 PMPosted by Phlynch
Figure out what Ordos did to become half fire elemental.

Eternal pain is a small price to pay for love.


Whisper to her:

"The eternal fire will never be extinguished..."

"I burn... for all time..."

"The flames... never cease..."
Then I guess its about to get steamy in here...

;)
10/05/2018 07:57 PMPosted by Garvis
Take out a life insurance policy, blindfold it, lead it into the ocean, profit.
lol
Wear my best charcoal earrings.
Be very patient while trying to make s'mores.
Keep the cat away.
Just smile the 17th time that evening a reference to being in heat is made by it.
Keep my Nomex underwear until at least the third date.
Spit on it while I make love, cool it down.
I keep thinking of adventure time RN and there is nothing you can do to stop me

Someone get me a flame resist spell stat
Does it look like an Elder Scrolls Flame Atronach? If not I may need to reevaluate my life choices.
Use a fire extinguisher, and see what is really beneath all that fire. Will the passion still be there when your fire elemental is just a piece of simmering coal
Hope I don't get burned.
I'll bring lunch let's do firelands
Put a little ice on it! -Rabbi Tuckman
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I think I lost my resistance auras....
Asbestos condom...?
I forgot my joke.
10/05/2018 08:27 PMPosted by Phontine
Does it look like an Elder Scrolls Flame Atronach? If not I may need to reevaluate my life choices.


They either look like Ragnaros, or like the Brazier of Dancing Flames, depending on your preferences.
Embrace each other in flame. <3
Well, afterwards, I think I'd need to find a doctor. Or a priest.

You know... to help with that burning sensation... in places.

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