You wake up next to the poster above you

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What would you say or do? (I've never done one of these!)
I'd be a little concerned.
Hug time!!
10/30/2018 03:41 AMPosted by Krenindor
Hug time!!


I'm not a demon! Why are you here?!
Dammit either how did I get here, or get the hell out of my house.
You must be so grateful to have shared a little bit of my time and skills.
Step 1: Make sure the gun cabinet is still locked.

Step 2: Grab the mace
*Equips mace-proof goggles*
Why is there a Gnome in my bed?!

Ugh, whatever. At least you have a cool beard and goggles.

Want an omelette? I make the best, fluffiest, mofo omelettes ever.
Wanna go again? I've got blessing of protection.
10/30/2018 05:00 AMPosted by Wuhjikô
Wanna go again? I've got blessing of protection.

Why would you need that? This isn't Goldshire.

Also I'm calling the police. Non-consensual is a crime.
10/30/2018 05:00 AMPosted by Wuhjikô
Wanna go again? I've got blessing of protection.


Hey QT...I love morning BOP. Coffee and pastries after? My treat :)
Gnaw my arm off rather than wake them and go on to reevaluate my life.
so u sad if i do this youd interduce me 2 teh dark lady rite?
Press f and cannibalise
"Magni's beard, how drunk was I last night?"
10/30/2018 05:41 AMPosted by Pharsalus
"Magni's beard, how drunk was I last night?"


A DWARF!??!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH where's the shower?!!?!?!
10/30/2018 05:45 AMPosted by Owie
10/30/2018 05:41 AMPosted by Pharsalus
"Magni's beard, how drunk was I last night?"


A DWARF!??!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH where's the shower?!!?!?!


Crap, now the FBI is coming for me.
10/30/2018 05:47 AMPosted by Ayaani
10/30/2018 05:45 AMPosted by Owie
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A DWARF!??!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH where's the shower?!!?!?!


Crap, now the FBI is coming for me.


Heh, still got it.

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