If You Could Choose One Warlock Minion To Bring To Real Life

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11/06/2018 05:46 PMPosted by Båkkag
Anyone who doesn't say "Succubus" either never played Warlock or wasn't paying attention...

#donttouchwhatyoucantafford


I can afford it.
I would summon a Felguard from the Twisting Nether to satisfy my carnal lust, and then sacrifice him to feed my tormented soul.

Or maybe the Felpuppy cause I like dogs.
Succubus~ (Imp is annoying, Voidwalker depressing, Felpuppy... I have cats! Felguard... Intimidating!)
11/06/2018 05:46 PMPosted by Båkkag


#donttouchwhatyoucantafford


I'll just tie Ms. Succubus up.
11/06/2018 05:55 PMPosted by Lovefool
11/06/2018 05:46 PMPosted by Båkkag


#donttouchwhatyoucantafford


I'll just tie Ms. Succubus up.
Ah you brought flowers for me? Come here and let me wilt them for you . . .
11/06/2018 06:01 PMPosted by Marystuart
11/06/2018 05:55 PMPosted by Lovefool
...

I'll just tie Ms. Succubus up.
Ah you brought flowers for me? Come here and let me wilt them for you . . .


:|

/tightens ropes

You no touchy the flowers.
Succubus is the only answer
The Voidwalker and I would have a lot to not talk about. He looks like he probably enjoys baking and binge-watching Netflix in silence. My kinda pal.
11/06/2018 06:02 PMPosted by Lovefool
11/06/2018 06:01 PMPosted by Marystuart
...Ah you brought flowers for me? Come here and let me wilt them for you . . .


:|

/tightens ropes

You no touchy the flowers.
I don't need to touch them *glances down at the flowers and watches them turn to dust*

Let the demon go and perhaps we might entertain you. For a price.
11/06/2018 05:41 PMPosted by Mortis
11/06/2018 05:26 PMPosted by Azutaaro
Voidwalker.
They look cuddly.


11/06/2018 05:40 PMPosted by Sibenice
He also looks super huggable.


You guys know Voidwalkers are made of cold nothingness, right?


So am I.
11/06/2018 06:05 PMPosted by Marystuart
11/06/2018 06:02 PMPosted by Lovefool
...

:|

/tightens ropes

You no touchy the flowers.
I don't need to touch them *glances down at the flowers and watches them turn to dust*

Let the demon go and perhaps we might entertain you. For a price.


No, it's mine now!
Everyone who doesn't say Succubus is wrong.
11/06/2018 06:12 PMPosted by Lovefool
11/06/2018 06:05 PMPosted by Marystuart
...I don't need to touch them *glances down at the flowers and watches them turn to dust*

Let the demon go and perhaps we might entertain you. For a price.


No, it's mine now!
Oh have it your way . . . *casts Drain Soul trapping Lovefool's immortal soul in a soul shard, tosses it into her backpack and sashays into the darkness*

Silly orc.
11/06/2018 06:18 PMPosted by Chikishi
Everyone who doesn't say Succubus is wrong.
You're right, I am very wrong.
Shivarra.
You guys know what a succubus does, right? You'd be nuts to touch one.
11/06/2018 06:45 PMPosted by Sickfreak
You guys know what a succubus does, right? You'd be nuts to touch one.

It probably would be nuts touching one.
Obviously the correct answer is succubus
It appears Silvermoon City has arrived in this thread.
99% will actually pick a succubus

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