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I give myself the Ashes of Al'ar
If i said what i'd do i would be banned from the forums.
in this make believe I can do anything?

expand the landmass by 4x their normal size.

create player housing and guild housing to be out in the world.

minor and greater world bosses to both roam and spawn in certain points.

destructible buildings and conquerable towns-awards conquest n faction pvp gear.

surprisingly...more secret world traveling puzzle quest. those are hella fun.
convert the mobile diablo project into a PC only effort and make a giant show of the change as a commitment to diablo fans. extend the project into a full fledged high quality (FULLY TESTED) giant diablo 4.

and on the back end, code it correctly so it can be made cross-platform in 6m to 1yr after release

never ever ever EVER use the word "mobile gaming" or "console gaming", only refer to it as "cross-platform"

and

seriously, I think a 10 year old would understand why this is a better choice. I get it and I could give two craps about Diablo. I don't understand the popularity of it but I know it's important to a lot of people.
oh, and me being a roleplayer...

add a marriage and family raising feature....it's a time waster/world builder/alt creation encourger.
I'd ban everyone who has ever posted on the forums for at least a month.

I'd make all Blood elves the size of Kul'TIran males.

I'd make rezzes turn undead back into Human Alliance players.

I'd rename Void Elves - HIgh Elves.

I'd lockout every dungeon, raid and battleground for a week. I'd also disable all PvP
11/07/2018 12:48 PMPosted by Valên
I'd make rezzes turn undead back into Human Alliance players.


lol and when humans die they switch to horde? thats brilliant.
11/07/2018 12:23 PMPosted by Snowslight
I'd have The Sword of a Thousand Truths made into a real thing and hide it ingame. It'd be a unique weapon for only one player, the player that found it.
already is
Make drop rates dependent on the current temperature of Bali.

If the weather is hot, the drop rates are hot.
If the weather is cold... sucks to be you.
11/07/2018 12:00 PMPosted by Ythisens
I change everyone's boot models to be rabbits, thus giving everyone bunny slippers in one move.

I'm promoted on the spot to co-Game Director.


Trolls (the race not the forum variety) rejoice at finally having something on their feet and violently defend you on the forums. Helping to ensure Blizz won't fire you.

I'd revert the GCD change and some of the hunter nerfs. And if I had time i'd lower all stuns to 2 second durations. And of course unlock flying for everyone because I love you guys.

Then I'd have a bunch of fun in BGs until they fixed it, At which point I'd go back to my frost mage in between sending out copies of my resume because "worked at Blizzard" will look really good on said resumes.
1) Fix Frost DKs!!

2) Also make armour and weapons great again (aesthetically).

3) Make island expeditions solo-able for all the (super) anti-social people among us. In fact, more fun/different exploratory solo content in general.

4) Make the ocean more exciting! There's a whole world down there and it's just barren for the most part. It would be nice to have things to do/interact with in the depths. I myself love being underwater in wow. Vashj was one of my favourite leveling areas in the game, and has some of the most beautiful zones ever created in WoW.
i make a clone of GM island and open it up as new Open-World PvP zone accessible by boat/zeppelin from faction capitals.
but there's no prizes, no rewards (except for a 1-time achieve for killing 100 enemies) and the boat captain requires 1.000.000 gold PER TRIP.

and on April Fool's Day, everyone who goes there gets turned into a kobold with either a red or blue candle on their head.
I would immediately tell them of this mistake. Due to my honesty and virtue, Blizzard would hire me as a project manager with nice medical benefits, 401k, dental, paid vacation, and life insurance.

Then I would be living the dream 24/7.
Plant Alliance flags everywhere in Warcraft dev offices, break rooms, meeting, entrance...
11/07/2018 01:08 PMPosted by Mackinzee
Plant Alliance flags everywhere in Warcraft dev offices, break rooms, meeting, entrance...
That will get you an armed escort out of the building sir.
11/07/2018 11:47 AMPosted by Cilivia
1:-A new start


HAHAHA
I’d bring back Ashran. The version closer to mid WoD when you could just run in and it didn’t have to be a 40 man raid.

Being make believe, my version would have No coding bugs. And being my version, it would have no wands of imprisonment. ;)~
11/07/2018 01:11 PMPosted by Twonkie
11/07/2018 01:08 PMPosted by Mackinzee
Plant Alliance flags everywhere in Warcraft dev offices, break rooms, meeting, entrance...
That will get you an armed escort out of the building sir.
I'm getting fired anyway after they find out.
The Forums would feel the wrath of ages descend upon them, and the trolls would be driven before me. I would hear the lamentations of Caydeim saying "Hold! Hold! Tis enough!" But I would not relent. I would not bend. For I would continue my Burning Crusade, and scour all High Elf / Zandalari Warlock Threads from existence until nothing remained for the forums to consume.

"A REALITY OF NONEXISTANCE IS BETTER THAN THE MADNESS THEY CREATE! AzEROtH EXISTED ONCE. IT MAY AGAIN!"

-sees the security is coming.-

"NOOOOO!"

-drives Frostmourne sword replica into Forum Mainframe as he's dragged away. Wakes up later in a dark room chained to a throne. A Wizard and Cop are across the table from me.

"We know who's under that meatbag suit your wearing. So now your going to tell us how you broke out of Antorus, and who helped you. Was it the Pterodactyls and Lacy? Or was it Mozart and Wiggman?"
I would want to hang out with Samwise and ask him questions about art, music and life.

See if I could go for lunch with Papa Jeff and find out if Alex still likes cigars.

I don't smoke anymore but I would go for a cigar with Alex and pick his brain.

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