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I would immediately give myself the crazy carrot pet. That's all I want in life.
11/07/2018 04:18 PMPosted by Yahzarah
My first day at work. I would go to the employee break room and eat sandwich to biggest fish in the pond. I'd probably leave half of it in the trash, because Im pretty sure they would be overcompensating and bring a sandwich that they couldnt possibly eat in one sitting. Fortunately, I wouldnt be able to help myself to be a nice enough guy to point them to the trashcan that I placed it.


I feel like there was something lost in translation here.
I'd turn Diablo into a mobile game and make it full of micro-transactions.
Create a stock buyback from Bobby Kotick and Brian Kelly to Blizzard itself so we can get Blizzard North back? :)
11/07/2018 12:00 PMPosted by Ythisens
I change everyone's boot models to be rabbits, thus giving everyone bunny slippers in one move.

I'm promoted on the spot to co-Game Director.


There are an insane amount of fatphobic comments all about the forums re: Kul Tiran models. Reporting them seems to do nothing. Can something be done?
Totally give my WoW account access to GM functions.
Put a cooldown on spell steal. :)
i create a weapon so powerful that it one shots anything and drop one of those bop weapons on each server on a random trash mob..... good luck!
I would remove all the gcd changes and azerite armor.
Remove the racial requirements for classes. Hello belf dr00d! And if I still had time to do anything after that, I'd give my friend the red parrot mount because he really really really wants it. T_T
I'd remove the rep grind, or atleast the time gate surrounding the rep grind.
Use mad photoshop skillz to edit the revamped beast/player textures so they're recognizable as their original versions.

Arakkoa toys now last 24 hours and persist through death.
11/07/2018 12:00 PMPosted by Ythisens
I change everyone's boot models to be rabbits, thus giving everyone bunny slippers in one move.

I'm promoted on the spot to co-Game Director.


No, you should be THE Game Director. Just sayin. Hopefully a spot will open up for you.
11/07/2018 11:35 AMPosted by Menard
You've mistakenly been hired by Blizzard. At the end of the a day their systems will figure out the mess up. But since this is make-believe, you have access to change anything.

How much damage or good do you do before you're forced out?


"I think we should buff Demon Hunters"

Get Promoted to CEO/Head of WoW-Mobile development immediately.
Broom mounts for everyone, year around.
I change everyone's helmet models to that of a single boot and then spend the rest of the time giving people tours of the campus but giving 100% incorrect tidbits and factoids.

I would keep that up until they have discovered the mistake and I have been escorted off the property. Also, I would take at least three trips to the cafeteria!
11/07/2018 12:00 PMPosted by Ythisens
I change everyone's boot models to be rabbits, thus giving everyone bunny slippers in one move.

I'm promoted on the spot to co-Game Director.

Would these bunnies be slippers or formerly-living bunnies?
Buff rogues!
11/07/2018 11:35 AMPosted by Menard
You've mistakenly been hired by Blizzard. At the end of the a day their systems will figure out the mess up. But since this is make-believe, you have access to change anything.

How much damage or good do you do before you're forced out?


Change schmange, I just want to cuddle Mr. Tux and the rest of the cats in the building.

11/07/2018 07:28 PMPosted by Cyouskin
Would these bunnies be slippers or formerly-living bunnies?


Who says they can't be both? They aren't mutually exclusive, you know. ;)
I would set up Keepers of Time NPCs in all of the zones so that you could see how the area looked prior to the Cataclysm.

The Keepers of Time NPCs in zones where old raids and older versions of dungeons were located would allow you to choose the older versions of those instances.

In the case of old Naxx, the Keepers of TIme NPC would port you into the raid directly.

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