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*loads rifle*

Best head back the way ya came big tooth
11/05/2018 05:56 PMPosted by Icefox
Oh um..my you're a tall one. Gnomes are the master race.


Something seems off here...

OP, are you a gnome or a fox?
11/05/2018 05:56 PMPosted by Icefox
I lost my map to the super secret meeting gnome Temple.

I have a pen and paper ready. If you can just tell me the address and I'll meet you there.

Oh um..my you're a tall one. Gnomes are the master race.
All gnomes belong in a blender face first. You're pathetic excuse for a creature. The dwarves should have closed the doors to you so you would all die out in the cold or burn inside gnomer. The only reason I wish the Horde would win is just so I know that all gnomes would slaughtered by a bunch of orcs. Wouldn't make you slaves cause you're too useless.
P.S. I really hate gnomes.
11/05/2018 06:52 PMPosted by Swiftraven
11/05/2018 06:47 PMPosted by Katryona
Stop trying to eat gnomes, they are for punting!


why not both?


It's really hard to punt them once they are eaten?
11/05/2018 07:10 PMPosted by Katryona
It's really hard to punt them once they are eaten?


punt to tenderize, then eat
a friend invited me to a gnome temple service once

it was very nice

but also very heterodox
11/05/2018 07:05 PMPosted by Ack
11/05/2018 05:56 PMPosted by Icefox
Oh um..my you're a tall one. Gnomes are the master race.


Something seems off here...

OP, are you a gnome or a fox?


I'm the new allied races that most people missed at Blizz con called Gnomefox.
You know, I'll invite you to the secret Gnome temple. I'll even take you... it's in Thailand and they have wonderful surgeons to finalize your reassignment to the master race.

Cookies for all!
It's "MY, you're a tall one!"

Get it right orc gnome.
11/05/2018 05:56 PMPosted by Icefox
If you can just tell me the address and I'll meet you there.


*swipes left*
Time to fire up the meat wagon

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