Lamest / Funniest Puns or Jokes you know. Go.

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Example: "My dad was a pistol, that makes me a son of a gun..."
The cow jumped over the moon.
These two strings walk up to a bar. The first string walks in and orders and the bartender throws him out and yells "I don't serve strings in this bar. The other string ruffs himself up on the street and curls up and orders. The bartender shouts, "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?"
The string says "Yeah."
The bartender says, "aren't you a string?"
The string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot..."
I'm a little paladin short and stout!
Here is my hammer, here is my mount!
When I see trouble hear me shout!
Pop my bubble and hearth right out!
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Two peanuts walked into a bar, and ... one was a-salted...
I would sincerely like to apologize for my last post.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts.
11/05/2011 12:43 AMPosted by Zeikfried
I would sincerely like to apologize for my last post.

Go sit in the corner...

11/05/2011 12:45 AMPosted by Shammysocks

You too...
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank -- proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's novocaine during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. Relax, you're two tents."

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins--if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Okay, this one for the win...

So, a guy walks into a bar. "OUCH!" he said.
What do you call a Forsaken with a love for corny jokes?

If Hugh Jackman was a bodybuilder he'd be Huge Jackedman.
If i asked you to spend the night with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.
11/05/2011 01:03 AMPosted by Steinaer
If i asked you to spend the night with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

That's mean. Hehehehehehehe
A girl walked into a bar, she asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her 'one'.

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