So a Gilgoblin walks into a bar...

World’s End Tavern: Role-play and Fan Fiction
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Resurgence of the "FACES OF EVILLE"....It is written that only Link may...
...kill himself to doom the world and that the only one who can stop him is Captain Placeholder, who at that time was busy trying to...
. . . . Open a can of pickles, In a frustrating fit of anger he pulled down his pants and began using his . . .
...polka-dot underwear as a towel to clean up the...
...Lich King's barf that was all over the place b/c of all the tequila he drank on Cinco De Mayo. When he got done he...
...smashed the pickle jar on a paladin's helmet to open it, took all the pickles and ran to Ironforge, where he met...
...a man who had a map fetish who was chased by someone who had a pencil of Doom and Mass Destruction and wanted to throw it on a map in the hopes that the Gilgoblin...
...would eat it, because it contained a Gnomish mind-controlling device that forced people to...
... follow the new gnome kings orders by going to all the capital cities and dance upon...
...the heads of the city guards, causing general chaos and disorder. However, the aforementioned Gilgoblin was far too...
pack of cows attack and kill the kobold so the gilgoblin
...said "LOLWHUT?" as he jumped around in space time secondary to massive prehistoric dial-up modem lag. He awoke to realize he'd been walking aimlessly into a wall in the city of...
Varian's underpants, which made Varian....
...turn red with anger and suddenly transform into a giant duplicate of Gelbin Mekkatorque. He then traveled to the Exodar and started to...
... dance but then he was heckled by...
...A lvl 48 Raichu hepped up on Rare Candy and...
So an army of Murlocs
atack stomek wind and..
...kidnapped Anduin, mugged Genn and tied up Varian. They set up a Murlococratie and put in a law forcing everyone to wear Murloc costumes and learn the Murloc language. They started to invade the rest of Azeroth soon enough, and conquored most of it. The only hope of Azeroth was the fabled Captain Placeholder, who was busy...
Inventing Cold Fusion, but...
...fortunately the Gilgoblin DK managed to stop the Murlocs, and in the process jewlcrafted a massive...

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