Basic Campfire for Warchief.

General Discussion
My friends, I originally intended to entreat you to lend me your ears. To bring to you now a tale of oppression and insanity; of misery and despair (so... delicious); in short, a tale of the current warchief, Garrosh Hellscream. However, you know this story well. You know that Garrosh is a bigoted, cruel, bloodthirsty and none-too-bright leader. You know that, while these are all exceptional qualities for a warchief of the Horde, he also has a tiny head relative to his body.

This is unacceptable.

Instead, I bring to you the tale of our savior; of our redeeming hope and a new power to guide us to stand astride this world as its true masters.

I propose a change. I propose that we purge the old regime and allow ourselves to be purified by the cleansing flame of a new leader. A fierce, yet just leader. A leader with a correctly proportioned head.

Basic campfire.

He comes from humble beginnings and is far too modest to boast for himself, but after seeing his credentials and overall demeanor, I couldn't help but speak on his behalf.

Who has been with the Horde since the very beginning? Who has cooked our food, brightened our nights, and warmed our weary feet after a long march to victory? Who is a paragon of the combined ferocity and control needed by a warchief of the Horde? Who, but basic campfire, can make these claims?

There are none.

And just as he has been with the Horde, so too has he traversed the whole of Azeroth with our sworn enemies, the Alliance.

For this, some would call him a traitor.

Soft.

Weak.

Forgiving.

They would be wrong. His knowledge of the inner-workings of the very kingdoms we seek to destroy would be an invaluable asset to our cause, his fiery wrath their very undoing. And, should any doubt to his loyalty remain, one must simply look to the simplest feature of our new leader to see their doubts vanish before his guiding light.

He's red. And so is our banner. So, y'know, he's gotta' be with us. Ya' dig?

So, if you're picking up what I'm laying down, if you can feel the burning passion of the basic campfire within yourself, rally with me. Rally to the call of the flame, brothers and sisters of the Horde. Rally to the campfire!

Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde! For Basic Campfire!

(This ad paid for by the campaign for Basic Campfire for Warchief)
This again?

Seriously, it's like you're trying to get blizzard to make a reference to it in the game....
This again?

Seriously, it's like you're trying to get blizzard to make a reference to it in the game....


So can I count on your vote for Basic Campfire?
This again?

Seriously, it's like you're trying to get blizzard to make a reference to it in the game....


So can I count on your vote for Basic Campfire?
/sigh..... sure.
At least it isn't Thrall.
My obligatory campaign poster post:

http://i1241.photobucket.com/albums/gg502/thisismyphotobucket3/campfire-campaign-poster.jpg
Basic Campfire for Warchief!
My obligatory campaign poster post:

http://i1241.photobucket.com/albums/gg502/thisismyphotobucket3/campfire-campaign-poster.jpg


http://www.thedailyblink.com/comics/2012-03-23-286.jpg
My obligatory campaign poster post:

http://i1241.photobucket.com/albums/gg502/thisismyphotobucket3/campfire-campaign-poster.jpg


04/25/2012 07:16 AMPosted by Divinae
Basic Campfire for Warchief!
That's the spirit! (+4 spirit, actually)
I'm personally casting my vote for Dumass, but Basic Campfire>>>>>>>>>>>>Thrall.
04/25/2012 07:20 AMPosted by Xynthia
I'm personally casting my vote for Dumass, but Basic Campfire>>>>>>>>>>>>Thrall.


Dumass would make an interesting warchief, but then people would claim he's becoming the new Lich King, with a demonic orc army of pure evil.
+10 I lol'd, great read with the morning coffee.
04/25/2012 07:20 AMPosted by Xynthia
I'm personally casting my vote for Dumass, but Basic Campfire>>>>>>>>>>>>Thrall.


Would you consider casting your vote for Basic Campfire if Dumass weren't on the ballot? Say if, *glances down to daggers*, an... accident were to befall him?
04/25/2012 07:23 AMPosted by Creighton
I'm personally casting my vote for Dumass, but Basic Campfire>>>>>>>>>>>>Thrall.


Would you consider casting your vote for Basic Campfire if Dumass weren't on the ballot? Say if, *glances down to daggers*, an... accident were to befall him?


Wouldn't be too hard to believe. He'd probably fall on your daggers and mortally wound himself... while they were sheathed. He has earned his name well.
My obligatory campaign poster post:

http://i1241.photobucket.com/albums/gg502/thisismyphotobucket3/campfire-campaign-poster.jpg


http://www.thedailyblink.com/comics/2012-03-23-286.jpg


I like that one too. I'm sure we can think of some more bad puns for these.
Reignite this thread and your loyalty for the Horde! Basic Campfire for warchief!
I think he flickers a little too much on key issues.

I'd say vice-Warchief to Warchief Vol'jin...or Co-Warchief with Gamon. At the very least, he needs to be an advisor since he's able to shed light on a lot of problems.

Join the Conversation

Return to Forum