No mister ret paladin!

Paladin
Don't touch me there!
Did you get judged a little too hard in your special place?
Probably a stray Lay on Hands.

Or he called for Protection..
But I have A Divine Purpose! D:
C'MERE PRETTY BOY
LET DADDY SHOW YOU THE LIGHT
PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE
No one will hear you scream over my Words of Glory.
Let me introduce you to my Hand of Freedom.
Hit the wheel and double the stakes
Throttle waddle wide open like a bat out of hell
You crash the gate
Crash the gate!
Going for the back of beyond
Nothing gonna stop you nothing that strong
So close now you're nearly at the brake
So push it~~~~!!!
BooooYeeeaaaaaahhhh!!!
STRANGER STRANGER ME NO LIKE DANGER
I believe you have us confused for Priests
You know you want it. You know you want me to give it to you.
But I've got hands of salvation...
i got some Popsicles in the back yard...
The only thing that can stop me is a Divine Intervention, good thing it doesn't exist anymore.
We can cleanse the diseases afterwards :L
all you need to do is take a leap of faith with your hand of protection?
Wasn't my Hand of Light......or maybe it was...?

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