(H) The Blackmarket Cartel now hiring!

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*Sticks her snout in to check the sales....*

And bumps!
Sales are BOOMIN'! Thanks for checking.
*Decides to be more specific and checks for armor polish...checking ingredient lists!!!!*
ARMOUR POLISH

Contains

- Sludge
- Kodo Intestines
- Essence of Orphans
- Tree sap
- Sludge
D8 We talked about this! Just because you recycle the sludge into something else does not mean you made a green product!

*Looks over Saffa's now shiney, smelly armor*

Oh dear...

Also, Bump!
What? I reused and recycled. I won't throw away perfectly good sludge, Leyatee. It's even in that stew I made for the Watchers, and I didn't see them complaining.
I suppose that I need to bump this... for the Horde.
Aw, Servais. TACKLE-HUGS
*strokes chin*

Y'know, I never knew the Cartel had a forum thread. I suppose a bump is in order.
Bumping for the Blackmarket boyz, and sticking on a link...
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/5979220013?page=1#1
D8 We talked about this! Just because you recycle the sludge into something else does not mean you made a green product!

*Looks over Saffa's now shiney, smelly armor*

Oh dear...


Just because I went shopping doesn't mean I bought anything.....

Ew! Noway!!!
Polish serves the Darkwatch well enough. Keeps their armor shiny and terrifying smelling on the battlefield.

That's what you were going for, right?
No, I'd NEVER get that out of my fur! *Horror*
Well it's on sale now, the super-duper smelly slick. Good for just about anything!
Oh my .. Essence of Orphan?

I think Ill just be heading back out the door..

<starts to walk back outside to her escort.>
WAIT! I have the deal of a lifetime for you! Well Someone's lifetime. We use necromantic weaponry now! Well it's still in the works, but essentially we want to make necromancy accessible to the common day orc. I figure, hey, since it's there, why not manipulate it?

Try our zombie-in-a-can, guaranteed to bring the freshest corpse to life in under a minute!

Or how bout our revitalising Lich Cream? Takes years off your face. Literally. Great for easy to use undead transformations!

Man, I'm on a roll with my latest products these days.
*cough* The server is up again. *cough*
Until my internet gets fixed tomorrow, I most likely won't be back on until late wed night, unless something changes.
We love you Salsbury. Come back to us.
WAIT! I have the deal of a lifetime for you! Well Someone's lifetime. We use necromantic weaponry now! Well it's still in the works, but essentially we want to make necromancy accessible to the common day orc. I figure, hey, since it's there, why not manipulate it?

Try our zombie-in-a-can, guaranteed to bring the freshest corpse to life in under a minute!

Or how bout our revitalising Lich Cream? Takes years off your face. Literally. Great for easy to use undead transformations!

Man, I'm on a roll with my latest products these days.


Ewww no thank you <runs off>

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