words you never want to hear your healer say.

Moon Guard
Im Skunker then a drunk.
"Oops"
"I don't like that you rolled need on that BOE item and did not equip it, so I'm going to stop healing you now."
tanks pulls boss.

healer- "crap. gottas go guys"
Healer has left the group
I think I'd rather have my healer say it than my tank.

But, usually it's me saying it. So.

sorry.
I think I'd rather have my healer say it than my tank.

But, usually it's me saying it. So.

sorry.
If you've got an awesome healer, you can finish (most) encounters, if the tank "oops" happens at 25 percent or so. Mostly.

/professional pride
"don't tell me how to play my class"
"OMG
BRB
ICE CREAM TRUCK"
"You mean there are spell upgrades?"

/spamming lesser heal
08/01/2012 05:36 AMPosted by Morwen
"I don't like that you rolled need on that BOE item and did not equip it, so I'm going to stop healing you now."


They must not realize that rolling need on a BOE makes them soulbound now. Edit: Or maybe this happened before that change went in.

Anyway, I'm always the healer in groups, so I don't have any to add. I can think of some tank ones though.
"I'm a shadow priest, and low on gold, so I didn't bother learning healing spells."

This actually happened once.
"I'm a shadow priest, and low on gold, so I didn't bother learning healing spells."

This actually happened once.


Mother of god.
"Rolf. I'm so high right noe."
I think I'd rather have my healer say it than my tank.

But, usually it's me saying it. So.

sorry.
If you've got an awesome healer, you can finish (most) encounters, if the tank "oops" happens at 25 percent or so. Mostly.

/professional pride


I never get an awesome healer.
"I'm a shadow priest, and low on gold, so I didn't bother learning healing spells."

This actually happened once.

*Whimpers*

How can you not... why...
<Mid-pull>

"Gtg bye"
08/01/2012 07:01 AMPosted by Looped
"I'm a shadow priest, and low on gold, so I didn't bother learning healing spells."


That, or "Oh, I actually only queued as healer so I could have a faster dungeon pop. I'm only spec'd shadow."

Happened. :|
"You mean there are spell upgrades?"

/spamming lesser heal


There's a proc reason to use lesser heal at times.
"I'm ret, I do off heals"

"You have vampiric embrace, you heal" <--- really happened

"I didn't spec wild growth, stop taking dmg"

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