TOO BAD FIVE MANS SUCK AND ARE FOR NOOBS

Garona
LET’S MAKE WOW INTENSE AGAIN! TO GET INTO RAIDS YOU WILL HAVE TO DO A TEN THOUSAND MOB DRAGON GRINDING ATTUNEMENT QUEST TO SEE WHO IS LEET ENOUGH TO BE QUALIFIED FOR THE EPIC RAID. RAIDS WILL HAVE A HUNDRED PEOPLE AND IF YOUR COMPUTER CAN’T HANDLE IT GO PLAY PONY ADVENTURE QUEST. THERE WILL BE ONE DUNGEON LOCATED AT NAGRAND THE BEST WOW ZONE EVER WITH ALL THE STRONGEST BOSSES AND THE FIRST FIGHT WILL BE ILLIDAN RIDING DEATHWING AND HOGGER RIDING GAMON WITH FIRE BOULDERS AND LAVA FALLING FROM THE SKY AND CONSTANT POISON THAT REDUCES HEALING BY NINETY FIVE PERCENT UNLESS YOU HIT THE GONG THAT RANDOMLY KILLS HALF YOUR RAID BUT GETS RID OF THE DEBUFF FOR TWO MINUTES IN WHICH ZOMBIE DRAGONS WILL APPEAR AND RAISE THE LICH KING.
AND DRAGONS! LOADS OF DRAGONS ALL OVER THE PLACE!
AND 2 HARD BOILED EGGS
PHASE TWO IS WHEN ILLIDIAN GETS OFF DEATHWING AND YOU HAVE TO DUAL TANK THEM BACK TO BACK TO AVOID THE TAIL SWIPE AS ILLIDIAN NOW HAS A TAIL AS WELL AND USE THAT MECHANIC TO HAVE THEM DAMAGE ONE ANOTHER. THOSE WHO DIED IN PHASE ONE ARE REZZED BY NEFARIAN AS DRAGON SKELETONS WHO THEN MUST BE AOE'D DOWN AND ARE THEN REZZED BY GHOSTS OF HEROES PAST TO COME BACK TO FIGHT AGAIN. THEN WHEN BOTH BOSSES GET TO 30% YOU HAVE A 27 MINUTE RP EVENT IN WHICH THE LICH KING BEGS JANIA FOR FORGIVENESS AND IS TURNED DOWN, AND DIES OF A BROKE HEART WHILE HIS DAD SLAPS THE SENSE BACK INTO HIM.

YOU ONLY WIN WHEN YOU KILL ILLIDIAN AND DEATHWING WITHING 5 SECONDS OF ONE ANOTHER.

THERE ARE ONLY 2 DROPS ON 25 MAN HEROIC DIFFICULTY. YOUR GUILD DESCENDS INTO CHAOTIC DRAMA AS THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE GUILD AND HER BF (THE GM) ARE GIVEN THE LOOT ABOVE ALL OTHER DESERVING MEMBERS.

THIS IS THE TRUE WORLD OF WARCRAFT.


THERE ARE ONLY 2 DROPS ON 25 MAN HEROIC DIFFICULTY. YOUR GUILD DESCENDS INTO CHAOTIC DRAMA AS THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE GUILD AND HER BF (THE GM) ARE GIVEN THE LOOT ABOVE ALL OTHER DESERVING MEMBERS.

THIS IS THE TRUE WORLD OF WARCRAFT.


YOU FORGOT TO ADD THE WOMAN IS ALSO SECRETLY DATING AN OFFICER!
guys stop yelling I have a headache
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbT-cW8Zb7o

I THOUGHT ALL THIS SOUNDED FAMILIAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbT-cW8Zb7o

I THOUGHT ALL THIS SOUNDED FAMILIAR

I thought everyone would know that :( :( :( :(
OR FIGHT ARTHAS, CTHUN, YOGG SARON, ILLIDAN,DEATHWING, AND GOKU ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!
Haha I forgot about this post
The best part of these posts is seeing the face lift your toon has gotten since 2012.

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