Need a boost?

Zul'jin
Hi, entrepreneur (wow I spelled that right on the first try) Liax here!

Problems with getting to CTC cap?
Can't seem to pull enough DPS?
Feeling like you just can't kill the enemy FC?
Burnt out trying to rack up the energy to get to 100,000 HKs?

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Isn't it time for YOU to start your PvP life again?
The honor grind ended 7 years ago, if only you could turn back the hand of time!
3/10
trying to sell us holiday candy!!! HOW DARE THEE!
Guys, customer satisfaction ranks are not allowed here unless it's a 10. I'd censor your comments but I don't have that power unfortunately :(

OH OK I GUESS I'M POSTING ON MY BANK ALT NOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
Powerthirst > R.O.I.D.S
Way too much effort put into a post.
TM excels at everything besides getting laid.
and being funny
Sweet, bro
http://www.wowprogress.com/guild/us/smolderthorn/Undeniably+Amazing

Lol.

09/10/2012 08:47 PMPosted by Liax
TM excels at everything besides getting laid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp96zo8Y91g

Lol.

TM excels at

Way too much effort put into a post.
What's rather ironic is that you're the one posting butthurt comments in multiple threads.

<Undeniably Terrible>, getting heroic 10 man kills after the nerf climaxes/other guilds are already over and done with content.

09/10/2012 08:47 PMPosted by Liax
TM excels at everything
You don't know what butthurt is obviously

Ah man another jab at my guild and progression. Think I'm going to cry... :(
09/11/2012 09:43 AMPosted by Sweetbro
You don't know what butthurt is obviously


I sure don't! Teach me the ways of the butthurt, bro.

09/11/2012 09:43 AMPosted by Sweetbro
Think I'm going to cry... :(


Is this my first lesson?
Sean will be able to teach you all the ins & outs of butthurt

Until he has a heart attack and his mommy makes him stop playing
Hmm...

Posting in multiple threads on Zul'jin,

all posts are insulting towards TM,

Doesn't even play on Zul'jin,

Hmm, I'm sure you already know what this leads to: you're terrible.

PS: That's not TM's fault.

Have a good day.
http://www.wowtrack.org/character/804742

Trouble fitting in? Can't find a good home? :(

Rage of the Firelands - Top 38.4%
Cataclysm - Top 17.3%

09/09/2012 08:29 AMPosted by Platform
Who are you.


Ride the TM wave! Good luck on your trial

/e

http://www.wowtrack.org/character/4880

Damn bro! 11 guilds in 2 years. Decide on your MoP prospects yet?
Excuse me guys but I'm trying to make a living selling drugs here.

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