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Alliance there's punch(in the face) in that room over there, don't mind the lasers.
What Layam means is our parties are a hell of a lot more fun.

He's just jealous of our awesomeness.
What Layam means is our parties are a hell of a lot more fun.

He's just jealous of our awesomeness.

I've seen your parties, I've seen female worgen too. No bueno.

I've seen your parties, I've seen female worgen too. No bueno.


We like our women a little rough around the edges.

And hairy in the everywhere.
I'm coming back from being away (From both the server and the game) HAI! *noms cookies.*
Dont invite your friends, though.

I mean, seriously. That wait to get in. And the bouncer smells of...

Well, of dook.
There's a dress code.

In before jab at my dress sense!
09/27/2012 10:06 PMPosted by Layam
And hairy in the everywhere.


You really shouldn't insult the Tauren and your new Pandaran allies like it. It's just.. not nice. Y'know?
I hope they aren't oatmeal raisin cookies. :<
I hope they aren't oatmeal raisin cookies. :<


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09/27/2012 08:33 PMPosted by Layam
I've seen your parties, I've seen female worgen too. No bueno.


But...Night Elves
09/28/2012 06:53 AMPosted by Ambergale
I've seen your parties, I've seen female worgen too. No bueno.


But...Night Elves

Night elves that turn into fluffy huggable bears!
I'd offer mana cakes...but they appear to be a lie.
09/28/2012 06:53 AMPosted by Ambergale
I've seen your parties, I've seen female worgen too. No bueno.


But...Night Elves

I tried going to Darnassus once your people attacked me!
09/28/2012 10:26 AMPosted by Layam


But...Night Elves

I tried going to Darnassus once your people attacked me!


That's because our women aren't used to seeing men and they're a bit grumpy about being left to defend everything while the men slept for thousands of years. Can't blame them really. I know a few Night Elven women who won't throw a spear in your gut ;)

I tried going to Darnassus once your people attacked me!


That's because our women aren't used to seeing men and they're a bit grumpy about being left to defend everything while the men slept for thousands of years. Can't blame them really. I know a few Night Elven women who won't throw a spear in your gut ;)

Oh! Is that way Night Elves sent a bunch of women to the shores of Quel'thalas? They were lonely?
09/28/2012 10:26 AMPosted by Layam
I tried going to Darnassus once your people attacked me!


I think it's also because they're a little touchy that belfs use some of the same hair stylists.
09/28/2012 11:29 AMPosted by Layam
They were lonely?


Sure, let's go with that.
Whatever you do, don't drink the green punch or orange juice in the undead section.

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