We're married now.

Wyrmrest Accord
Great.

Aerstole P. Coppertongue, M.D. gives you a look more gnarled than the rear of a treant. He is clearly upset at this new circumstance.

Well, what're you looking at?
We're married?

Well, not anymore! I'll take the TV and the house. You can have the fish tank or something.
This thread is just asking for abuse.
Rusirus looks down at the goblin, particularly his goggles.

"This might work."
I should warn you now that I sleep on my side, and Im very gassy while I sleep, mostly because I enjoy eating spicy foods and chilli right before bedtime.
We're married?

Well, not anymore! I'll take the TV and the house. You can have the fish tank or something.


Well that's no good. Nemo died and Norma-Jean ate her brother, Jeremy.

09/27/2012 08:16 PMPosted by Layam
This thread is just asking for abuse.


Domestic abuse.

yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Rusirus looks down at the goblin, particularly his goggles.

"This might work."


Aerstole gives Rusirus a pointed stare.

I told you not to sign those papers without our interpreter, Rusirus. I told you. But nooooo, you say you can "read Gallifreyan, I promise!"

Now look at this mess.

09/27/2012 08:19 PMPosted by Kiethoo
I should warn you now that I sleep on my side, and Im very gassy while I sleep, mostly because I enjoy eating spicy foods and chilli right before bedtime.


Aerstole lights a stick of dynamite and charges up his Gasometer. It reads in the red.

This should be interesting.
Well, every day will have atleast one heated discussion.

So, we will alternate who brings up the topic of discussion, or just let them spring up naturally?

This thread is just asking for abuse.


Domestic abuse.

yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Inb4 Layam is a sexist part 2.
Domestic abuse.

yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodamn
WHAT?! *Graps the papers and makes a slight change.* Have fun Kal'tak.
Well, every day will have atleast one heated discussion.

So, we will alternate who brings up the topic of discussion, or just let them spring up naturally?


I believe letting them spring up naturally is the healthiest thing for our marriage right now.




Domestic abuse.

yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Inb4 Layam is a sexist part 2.


I'm almost certain you set me up for that joke but I've been watching too many offensive stand-up routines to care about it right now.

Oh, be back from work by 6. I'm making pasta for dinner.

09/27/2012 08:43 PMPosted by Kaltokk
WHAT?! *Graps the papers and makes a slight change.* Have fun Kal'tak.


Aerstole jams a stick of dynamite up Kaltokk's nose.

No.
Great.

Aerstole P. Coppertongue, M.D. gives you a look more gnarled than the rear of a treant. He is clearly upset at this new circumstance.

Well, what're you looking at?


GET A JOB
Great.

Aerstole P. Coppertongue, M.D. gives you a look more gnarled than the rear of a treant. He is clearly upset at this new circumstance.

Well, what're you looking at?


GET A JOB


09/27/2012 08:53 PMPosted by Aerstole
No.
*Kina stares down at the Goblin, and her left begins to twitch*

Yeeeeeah, this will take some explaining.

*She bites her bottom lip and rubs a finger across her chin and thinks.*

Surely this can't be legally binding, I already have two husbands.
09/27/2012 08:53 PMPosted by Aerstole
WHAT?! *Graps the papers and makes a slight change.* Have fun Kal'tak.


Aerstole jams a stick of dynamite up Kaltokk's nose.

No.

*Is too tall for Aerstole to do so and successfully changes the papers.*
They're letting us get married now?

Sweet.
I'm leaving you for the pretty draenic woman next door.
"...This is worse than the dwarf."
Solafina Dawnringer reads over the papers whilst using her geist as a leaning post. She then looks around at the other people who have apparently also found themselves married to the goblin, and looks ponderous for a moment. Then she shrugs.

Certainly hope you didn't want any rugrats, cause if you did, I sure as hell won't be providin'.
Great.

Aerstole P. Coppertongue, M.D. gives you a look more gnarled than the rear of a treant. He is clearly upset at this new circumstance.

Well, what're you looking at?


....Carry me through the door to our home? ;D

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