How to play a shadow priest

Priest
Step 1. Sit down in your computer chair
Step 2. Take a deep breath
Step 3. Reflect a moment on how you the shadow priest player dominate pvp with your skills alone.
Step 4. Prepare to play wow
Step 5. Queue for a Battle Ground
Step 6. Accept Queue and stand with other members of your faction pretending not to look at other peoples gears.
Step 7. Ball up both hands into a fist
Step 8. Bash fists on Keyboard
Step 9. Profit
Step 10. Pat yourself on the back for being amazing at PVP you deserve it

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Yes, if the shadow priest is good at pvp.
I, however am terrible.
How to play a warrior

Step 1. Stun
Step 2. Stun
Step 3. Stun
Step 4. Fear
Step 5. Stun
Step 6. Stun
Step 7. GG
well said zeth couldnt have put that better myself
How to play a warrior

Step 1. Stun
Step 2. Stun
Step 3. Stun
Step 4. Fear
Step 5. Stun
Step 6. Stun
Step 7. GG


You forgot the time where you juke the pummel and get Stunned.
Also that one second where you're not stunned (but slowed) then get Stunned.
you forgot bladestorm, no warrior can pvp without an i win spin
Another class complaining about us?? really?
Step 1. Sit down in your computer chair
Step 2. Take a deep breath
Step 3. Reflect a moment on how you the shadow priest player dominate pvp with your skills alone.
Step 4. Prepare to play wow
Step 5. Queue for a Battle Ground
Step 6. Accept Queue and stand with other members of your faction pretending not to look at other peoples gears.
Step 7. Ball up both hands into a fist
Step 8. Bash fists on Keyboard
Step 9. Profit
Step 10. Pat yourself on the back for being amazing at PVP you deserve it

Please see my other course on Druid Healing


If you, as a warrior, can not beat a shadow priest, you either:

a) Are not using a mouse or keyboard, and instead playing on a wii fit
or
b) Need to practice.. A LOT.
A warrior just complained.....about a shadow priest....oh dear god....wow......

It's been a long time since I've seen as hard a counter, as wars are to priests right now.....you're doing it wrong
Spriest and Warriors ALWAYS go at it haha.
How to play a warrior

Step 1. Stun
Step 2. Stun
Step 3. Stun
Step 4. Fear
Step 5. Stun
Step 6. Stun
Step 7. GG

You forgot ranged silence. But otherwise, perfect.
How to play a warrior

Step 1. Stun
Step 2. Stun
Step 3. Stun
Step 4. Fear
Step 5. Stun
Step 6. Stun
Step 7. GG
If it makes you feel better, i get silenced and then destroyed every time i PvP, so i just gave up on it. I must be terrible at the fist-to-keyboard action.
Step 1. Sit down in your computer chair
Step 2. Take a deep breath
Step 3. Reflect a moment on how you the shadow priest player dominate pvp with your skills alone, after the 2 hour queue.
Step 4. Accept the 2 hour queue wait time, and prepare to play wow.
Step 5. Prepare to play wow
Step 6. Queue for a Battle Ground
Step 7. Accept Queue and stand with other members of your faction pretending not to look at other peoples gears.
Step 8. Ball up both hands into a fist
Step 9. Bash fists on Keyboard
Step 10. Profit
Step 11. Pat yourself on the back for being amazing at PVP you deserve it


Fixed.

How to play a warrior

Step 1. Stun
Step 2. Stun
Step 3. Stun
Step 4. Fear
Step 5. Stun
Step 6. Stun
Step 7. GG

You forgot ranged silence. But otherwise, perfect.

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