Your guild sucks. TIME FOR A CHANGE

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11/17/2012 07:00 AMPosted by Draxxiline
If you're a goblin female(i dont care if youre a guy or girl irl, i go both ways), talk to me in game about joining "Briggo's Broads". Basically you follow me around to RP events and laugh hysterically at anything I say and /flirt a lot. Why would you want to do that? How about a free chopper, a free sandstone drake, a free JC mount, and a 20k weekly spending allowance. That's the real deal muchachos, I give riches to my $%^-*es.


Wait..... what?


It's a real offer, I ball hard.
bumping because goblins rock
Now I want to roll a Goblin... Just for the OP.
(( Goblin RP-ers are awesome in general, but Briggo really takes the cake. Or conjures it. You know, because hes a mage.

Every day he brings smiles to our OOC channel. It's pretty awesome. ))
I love these two guilds, and would really love to see more friendly faces join in on the fun we have.
11/19/2012 12:41 AMPosted by Ellura
Now I want to roll a Goblin... Just for the OP.


Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I be bumpin all day ere' day
11/19/2012 03:35 PMPosted by Vhiessu
I be bumpin all day ere' day


^ What he said. =P
Wait...

get's out calculator from desk

Ok, so let's say you have three women--we'll call them 'escorts'--following you at RP events. then we're talking a minimum of 60k gold/week . Though looking at these responses I guess the number as high as five, making this total perhaps 100k. That is per week.

Add in the cost of the various mounts x3 (or 5) and we're talking...

fingers tap away on calculator, counting on fingers ensues, scratches head, rubs chin

a whole lot of money there Mr Briggo. Maybe even 1 million gold spent so far. Maybe more!

points at the law book on his desk

Exactly where are you getting these funds from Mr Briggo? How do you maintain this lifestyle working, well working where you work. It does not add up mister goblin. And frankly, I am suspicious there may be some inappropriate behavior going on here! Inappropriate!

glares and wiggles eye brows
*Distracts Bordak with an alluring smile and takes his arm, leading him away from 'the book'*

Here, Bordak. You seem tense. Let me help you relax. *winks seductively*
Ay mista human bub,

I've actually had zero broads take me up on my offer yet. So I've spent 0.

It's almost like women don't want to be 'bought' or some thing. *shrugs*

But my gold pile and the way I do business requires a few wow accounts and some dabbling with the auction house. I could comfortably afford four broads, but like I said... i don't think women want to be bought-- i was just trying to be funny. =)

The offer still stands, though! And we'd love to have more members join up, I've gotten a lot of nice responses so far and would love to see more!

Ask yourself this question before bed:
Am I a fan of delicious flavor?

If you said yes, you'd probably have more fun with us in-game than what you're currently doing. <3
hehe Briggo

((in character above, if I was a goblin I'd be just that escort.

Fan of delicious flavor <== here! =))

Balladoria Bordak relaxes in a near chair it has been a hard week of work! First, I had to gather...

Begins to take off shoes stretching toes...

the smell of sticky feet wafts up

Errr, well, ummmm..

puts shoes back on

I should get back to work.
Ok, just to clarify, about the smelly feet. Normally, my feet are just fine, but I had been working with this guy out in the Jade Forest all day long collecting these tea leaves.. And its HUMID there. I mean wet like the backside of...well, wet things.

And I didn't have a chance to change before coming back into the office. So...hrmmm, yah, there it is, as it were.

grumbles off
Dear Slei and Ellura,

Next time you come and tease me like that, I'm tying you both up and keeping you in my basement for a week.
Dear Slei and Ellura,

Next time you come and tease me like that, I'm tying you both up and keeping you in my basement for a week.


Ooh la la!
Don't tempt me.
Dear Slei and Ellura,

Next time you come and tease me like that, I'm tying you both up and keeping you in my basement for a week.


Ooh la la!
Don't tempt me.


C'mon! Ya know ya want to! <3
Dear Slei and Ellura,

Next time you come and tease me like that, I'm tying you both up and keeping you in my basement for a week.


Ooh la la!
Don't tempt me.

Your corpse tastes great, I'm sad I didn't get to feast on the other one as well today.


Ooh la la!
Don't tempt me.

Your corpse tastes great, I'm sad I didn't get to feast on the other one as well today.


Swingin' both ways eh?

And don't worry my dear, we will return. <3
Swingin' both ways eh?

And don't worry my dear, we will return. <3


It's because of our pillows, isn't it?

Everyone is jealous of Silvermoon's fabulous pillows.
Swingin' both ways eh?

And don't worry my dear, we will return. <3


It's because of our pillows, isn't it?

Everyone is jealous of Silvermoon's fabulous pillows.


Yes, It is because of the pillows. *nods*

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