Instructions for the Monk Forums

Monk
Mistweaver:
1. Inform Blizzard that you pay to play their game, and that your spec should be overpowered.
2. Threaten to quit.
3. React emotionally.
4. Leave some sarcastic response to a sarcastic response.
5. Absolutely do not give any reasoning regarding your opinion. That's just silly.
6. Make a brewmaster spec. You'll need it.
7. Choose either a random level 1 priest or warlock alt to post your opinions on. Your bad performance has nothing to do with you.
8. Priest/Paladin roleplay a must since buckets dont fill themselves with tears.
9. After a long day sitting by a stormy window because you feel all hope is lost, reroll shaman.

Brewmaster:
1. Look up heroic 25m guild brewmasters for advice on stat choices for your casual 10m group.
2. Swear by mastery; disregard any factual evidence.
3. Kegsmash-desu
4a. Complain about being squishy while wearing greens and trying to do heroic dungeons.
4b. Whats blackout kick?
4c. Complain about stagger damage and compare to block tanks.
5. Create your own Invoke spell and let everyone know!
6. Argue class balance on your level 35
7a. If english is your native tongue: Make sure everyone thinks otherwise.
7b. If english is not your native tongue: apologize in every post.
8a. Ask about DW vs 2H
8b. Say 2h is 'better' regardless of any reasoning.

Windwalker:
1. Ask whether haste > crit.
1b. Ask whether crit > haste.
1c. Ask if DW is better than 2h.
1d. Say you're getting more dps with 2h of lesser quality.
2a. Ask if we are good in pvp.
2b. Ask if we are wasting our time leveling our monk for PVP.
2c. Call windwalker PVP a joke or not viable.
3a. Ask if we are FOTM.
3b. Complain about not being FOTM.
4. Make up fake statistics about Fists of Fury.
5a. Complain about not having a cleave.
5b. Call FoF a cleave.
6. Complain that our rotation is too hard/too easy.
7. Complain about broken simcraft results.
8. Laugh at a mistweaver.
9. Comment on high ranking PVP, but have a 1-80 W/L ratio on your 2s team.
10. Ask about spinning fire blossom at level 90.
11. MAKE POST TITLES IN ALL CAPS.

Extra-curricular:
1. TAURENS IN THE HOUSE WHAT
2. WHERE MY GNOME MONKS BE AT
3. DBZ TRANSMOG?
12/04/2012 09:16 AMPosted by Advanced
4. Leave some sarcastic response to a sarcastic response.
12/04/2012 09:16 AMPosted by Advanced
7. Choose either a random level 1 priest or warlock alt to post your opinions on.


THIS! Why do so many people do this?
BUT WE HAVE NO CLEAVE
Omg this is great.
12/04/2012 09:16 AMPosted by Advanced
3. Kegsmash-desu


I CHOKED ON MY SODA
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WW 1.c should read "Stack mastery regardless". Otherwise, lol.
Oh man, I failed to follow so many of the instructions. No wonder my PvP is broke.
12/04/2012 09:16 AMPosted by Advanced
Brewmaster
loled at the whole list
12/04/2012 09:16 AMPosted by Advanced
3. Kegsmash-desu


I don't get it :O
12/04/2012 05:22 PMPosted by Omelete
3. Kegsmash-desu


I don't get it :O


Warlocks wouldn't.
12/04/2012 05:37 PMPosted by Kickgruntler


I don't get it :O


Warlocks wouldn't.


Cmon don't threat me like that!!!!
Guyz, my mana bar is going the wrong way
This is so true.
I think we should lobby the mages for buffs. They seem to get anything they ask for.
12/04/2012 09:16 AMPosted by Advanced
4. Leave some sarcastic response to a sarcastic response.


I approve this message!


Warlocks wouldn't.


Cmon don't threat me like that!!!!


One day, my child, you will decide to tank something.

And then your finger will move to the Button. It is called the Button, because it brings forth the fury of the ancestors. You will know, that when you hit the Button, you are going to be ruining someone's day, and everyone's day around them.

And on that day, you hit the Button, you will here an explosion of wood and beer, and suddenly, there will be a chill down your spine.

Oh yes, you have opened Pandora's Box on that day, because then you will have unleashed your first Keg Smash.

At first, you will feel conflicted... did you just bring doomsday? Is the world going to end? Have you brought to Azeroth a second Cataclysm?

The answer to all these questions is, of course, yes.

But there is a seed planted within you. A dark seed. One filled with malevolence. It will tell you... 'Hit the Button again.'

Oh, you will fight the temptation. Some fight harder than others, but it is for nothing, because in the end, every brewmaster, EVERY SINGLE DRUNKTANK...

...hits the Button once more.

And the little voice inside you, the one that says 'Stop! This thing you are doing! It is WRONG!' will be drowned out, you drunk with power as the opponents are drunk with brew.

This is the journey of dark enlightenment.

It will not be long before you are spamming the Button, and instead of the voice trying to pull you from the cliffs of insanity, the only voice you hear is:

'I can't do that right now.'
'I cannot do that.'
'Not enough energy.'
'I cannot do that right now.'

You have become a drunken god of destruction, Dionysus leading the charge of Maenads into reverie and slaughter. You will stop caring about the lives your Keg Smash has taken, that barrel that contains brew made from the tears of future widows, fermented with the cries of orphans.

Only then, only once you have transformed from anything resembling humanity to a mad drunken berserked force of nature, only then can you attain the dark enlightenment of the brewmaster.

And once you do, only then will you understand..

Keg.
Smash.
Desu.
Mistweaver:
1. Inform Blizzard that you pay to play their game, and that your spec should be overpowered.
2. Threaten to quit.
3. React emotionally.

My main is a warlock, so I've learned to just take it in stride. ;)
Mistweaver:
1. Inform Blizzard that you pay to play their game, and that your spec should be overpowered.
2. Threaten to quit.
3. React emotionally.

My main is a warlock, so I've learned to just take it in stride. ;)

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