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Xanatera skips into the office

Well the sleepy head is awa...

Xanatera trails off seeing that Shock is with a patient. She quickly leaves the room and goes to her desk

I'll catch crap for that later.
Xanatera skips into the office

Well the sleepy head is awa...

Xanatera trails off seeing that Shock is with a patient. She quickly leaves the room and goes to her desk

I'll catch crap for that later.


A teabag flies and hits Xanatera in the face

BREW ME SOME TEA......PLEASE!

Shockblast lets out a little groan from the headache he is still having
*Approaches the front desk, grabs the sign-in clipboard, and begins scribbling.*

I need a cure for chronic cynicism.

*The last letter is very forcibly scribed, breaking the quill.*
looking at the panda xanatera smiles

Please have a seat in the waiting room, Shock will be with you in a few.

Grabbing the tea bag she walks over to the counter behind her and starts brewing tea.

Looking over the charts she outs the Shuihuotu's chart in the intake bin

This should do.

Taking the brewed tea to shock she looks at him and giggles

Here this will help

With the tea she gives him two healing stones
Shuihuotu, come in and take a seat. Xanatera, prepare another cup of tea for our client.

Shockblast takes the clipboard and goes over the patient's information

Cynicism? So you have trouble trusting outsiders or is this expanding to even your own people as well?
Takes a seat, letting out a long, exasperated sigh.

Well Doc, as a fellow healer, do you ever have situations when, instead of healing your allies, you feel a strong desire to shock them in the face? And yet, there is a strange, outside force that seems to prevent you from doing so?

I figure since I'm unable to actually solve my problems, I need to treat the symptoms. Give me something strong. Orcs are rarely good for much, but I hear "alternative" orcish medicine is rather, umm, potent.

Makes a motion that resembles a smoking pipe.
Takes a seat, letting out a long, exasperated sigh.

Well Doc, as a fellow healer, do you ever have situations when, instead of healing your allies, you feel a strong desire to shock them in the face? And yet, there is a strange, outside force that seems to prevent you from doing so?

I figure since I'm unable to actually solve my problems, I need to treat the symptoms. Give me something strong. Orcs are rarely good for much, but I hear "alternative" orcish medicine is rather, umm, potent.

Makes a motion that resembles a smoking pipe.


Hmmm, i do have some very potent Tauren herbs you can try. Taurens always has the best "inhaling" medicines.
Shockblast gets up off his chair and walks over to a Tauren made clay container. He opens the lid of the container and pulls out a small bag of green herb. He tosses it to the Pandaren.

This should be the medicine you are looking for.
*Ravenhul scurries in* DR SHOCK! DR SHOCK! I think i'm in love! I want to propose! But I don't know how!

*glares angrily at the panda* what is this alliance filth doing here!?
Oh yes! And I need to quit certain types of magical use. I feel as if I am relapsing.
*Ravenhul scurries in* DR SHOCK! DR SHOCK! I think i'm in love! I want to propose! But I don't know how!

*glares angrily at the panda* what is this alliance filth doing here!?


This is a clinic to serve balance for ALL OF AZEROTH! THAT IS THE TRUE PATH WE SHAMAN FOLLOW! NO MATTER THE RACE OR FACTION!

And who may this "lucky" lady be?

02/18/2013 01:34 PMPosted by Ravenhul
Oh yes! And I need to quit certain types of magical use. I feel as if I am relapsing.


Yes you should stop sniffing up that stuff. You look terrible and you can barely lift a sword. Look at your body, your toned muscles are fading.
This is a clinic to serve balance for ALL OF AZEROTH! THAT IS THE TRUE PATH WE SHAMAN FOLLOW! NO MATTER THE RACE OR FACTION!

And who may this "lucky" lady be?


Fine... I'll condone the presence of this alliance fur-ball...

*Ravenhul's cheeks turn red and begins to fidget* err... Well let's just say, she's not from Orgrimmar. We'll call her, err..."Hooves." Yeah. *Nods*

02/18/2013 01:41 PMPosted by Shockblast
Yes you should stop sniffing up that stuff. You look terrible and you can barely lift a sword. Look at your body, your toned muscles are fading.


Nonsense. In fact I was complemented the other day. Yes I know the demonic vague tattoos are kind of disturbing. But i'm sorry orc, I cannot have freakishly large muscles like your savage-bruitsh race.

I'm sorry...

Err... But yes... What should I do about the love part?
This is a clinic to serve balance for ALL OF AZEROTH! THAT IS THE TRUE PATH WE SHAMAN FOLLOW! NO MATTER THE RACE OR FACTION!

And who may this "lucky" lady be?


Fine... I'll condone the presence of this alliance fur-ball...

*Ravenhul's cheeks turn red and begins to fidget* err... Well let's just say, she's not from Orgrimmar. We'll call her, err..."Hooves." Yeah. *Nods*

02/18/2013 01:41 PMPosted by Shockblast
Yes you should stop sniffing up that stuff. You look terrible and you can barely lift a sword. Look at your body, your toned muscles are fading.


Nonsense. In fact I was complemented the other day. Yes I know the demonic vague tattoos are kind of disturbing. But i'm sorry orc, I cannot have freakishly large muscles like your savage race.

I'm sorry...

Err... But yes... What should I do about the love part?


First, It is ok to love...said....WAIT! ITS THAT DRAE........guest you were with?

Hmmmm.......you will have to give up the bad habits to make it work and bring some blood flow back to your brain.


Fine... I'll condone the presence of this alliance fur-ball...

*Ravenhul's cheeks turn red and begins to fidget* err... Well let's just say, she's not from Orgrimmar. We'll call her, err..."Hooves." Yeah. *Nods*



Nonsense. In fact I was complemented the other day. Yes I know the demonic vague tattoos are kind of disturbing. But i'm sorry orc, I cannot have freakishly large muscles like your savage race.

I'm sorry...

Err... But yes... What should I do about the love part?


First, It is ok to love...said....WAIT! ITS THAT DRAE........guest you were with?

Hmmmm.......you will have to give up the bad habits to make it work and bring some blood flow back to your brain.


*Twiddles his thumbs nervously* Yes... It was her... Does it matter?


First, It is ok to love...said....WAIT! ITS THAT DRAE........guest you were with?

Hmmmm.......you will have to give up the bad habits to make it work and bring some blood flow back to your brain.


*Twiddles his thumbs nervously* Yes... It was her... Does it matter?


Not at all. i bet she is a sweet person and she could be beneficial for your mental health and stopping drug addiction.


*Twiddles his thumbs nervously* Yes... It was her... Does it matter?


Not at all. i bet she is a sweet person and she could be beneficial for your mental health and stopping drug addiction.


She is the most beautiful and delightful Draen- I mean err... She's the most delightful woman is all of Azeroth!


Not at all. i bet she is a sweet person and she could be beneficial for your mental health and stopping drug addiction.


She is the most beautiful and delightful Draen- I mean err... She's the most delightful woman is all of Azeroth!


Well, Blood Knight, you should continue with this healthy relationship.


She is the most beautiful and delightful Draen- I mean err... She's the most delightful woman is all of Azeroth!


Well, Blood Knight, you should continue with this healthy relationship.


Thank you doctor shock! *Flips a rusty copper coin at the orc's feet* Hear's something for your troubles. Now go by your self some boars haunch, savage orc.
((Holy moly, that is what Hooves was on about when we fought. I had no idea! If this goes through I expect a LARGE wedding! And some WPvP to play out some tensions! ))

*Bordak looks at the sign on the door. Hears screaming and yelling inside.*

Ohh Lordy, what is going in there?

*Puts ear to the door, which promptly opens, knocking him clean out and into the shrubbery to the left.*
Shockblast takes a step outside after hearing some clanking sounds of someone in plate armor falling. He sees Bordak in the bushes

Are you here for an appointment or are you a walk in?

The Orc sticks his hand out to the Human Paladin to assist him back on his feet while also sipping on a freshly brewed tea.
*Bordak rubs his head as he stands with assistance.*

What hit me. I heard some yelling and then bam! I think a troll clubbed me.

*Looks about anxiously.*

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