Ganking and E-RP. A Hebro story.

Emerald Dream
(Disclaimer. While the events of this story may seem far fetched, it actually is nearly 100% true)

Dreamians, I need your advice. Several weeks ago when I was still new to the Dream, I was the unfortunate victim of an attack...an attack that has damaged me in my soul.
I need to know...how would you deal with this?

The story starts like this...

There was once a young Hebro, flying high over the Golden Stair, enjoying the day and ganking his little heart out. It was a slow day for the Dream and few allies were out and about. Finally he spotted one...a little female night elf hunter. So he did what a Hebro does best, swooped down, and ganked her. It was shaping up to be a good day after all.

That's when it happens...
A few minutes later, he begins receiving tells from a level one, apparently the hunter he had ganked. And when I say tells, I mean paragraph after paragraph after paragraph.
This young lady (I assume it was a lady?) proceeds to describe...in graphic detail...how his character was, and still is...%!@@#%@%#@...her character. I learned several things that day.

1. Her character was apparently quite young.
2. Hebro, despite being forsaken, can apparently still become aroused.
3. That it caused the young lady a mixture of pure terror and pleasure.

For five minutes, I stared at my screen...unable to respond. Finally I summoned up the courage to say "Thank you, come again!" and immediately logged off.

Tears streaming down my face, feeling more violated then ever before, I headed to the shower. My poor wife, not understanding what was going on tried to comfort me. Alas, I lashed out at her, screaming "DON'T TOUCH ME! I'M DIRTY". My shower consisted of sand paper and bleach.

Over time, I've come to the following conclusions. Either:

A. The RPers on this server are super twisted.
B. I was the subject of perhaps the greatest troll ever to troll a troll.

My question is this;

How do you, RPers and Non-RPers alike...deal with this?
hahahahaha
Talk dirty. That's pretty much the right answer every single time.
Seriously though, how do you respond to that?
When I first moved to ED last year, I attended an RP event in the SW Cathedral.

It was some sort of sermon, tons gathered to hear the preacher speak of the holy light. It was innocent and fun. I smiled the whole way through the sermon.

Then it happened.

The preacher walked up to my paladin while the following took place:

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Preacher: You there, woman, stand.
Me: ... (At this point I was still new to RPing so was kind of frozen. I had no idea what to do)
Preacher: WOMAN I SAID STAND.
Preacher slaps Heliosphan across the face
Preacher: STAND NOW OR YOU WILL RECEIVE NO QUARTER FROM THE LIGHT.
Me: ... (Still in shock)
Preacher: VERY WELL
Preacher begins to bathe Heliosphan in golden light.
Preacher: Accept this golden shower of light, it will cleanse you of your transgressions.
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How do you, RPers and Non-RPers alike...deal with this?


At this point I'm completely horrified and shocked. I was trying to understand the fact that someone emote pissed on my paladin in the name of the Light. I ran away in horror, while activating my nitro boosts out of the cathedral. My friends are just laughing their !@# off in Mumble as this is happening.

To answer your question: Nitro boosts

TL;DR Received a golden shower of light during a sermon.
NEED SS. NAO
02/26/2013 12:17 PMPosted by Xeloda
NEED SS. NAO


I would be unable to post them here. I would get banned.
I'm going to stay far away from night elf hunters from now on.

02/26/2013 12:12 PMPosted by Helliondrop
Seriously though, how do you respond to that?


Crying in the shower was a good move.
I'm going to stay far away from night elf hunters from now on.

Seriously though, how do you respond to that?


Crying in the shower was a good move.


I thought so. My wife and I still have intimacy issues to this day.
I think you were trolled >.>
99% sure.

Personally I would do one of three things:
1. Report her.
2. Do not respond.
3. Troll her right back!

Most likely the last one.
And Graphite....
LMFAO.
That's terrible.
02/26/2013 12:21 PMPosted by Ellura
1. Report her.


02/26/2013 12:21 PMPosted by Ellura
3. Troll her right back!


Skip option 2.
I like that idea best ^
Troll back? Engage in a erm...'against her will' fantasy?

My wife would be angry.
Well I wouldn't troll back in the same manner she trolled you. I guess I don't know exactly how to explain it; but if she disgusted you, try to find something that would disgust her.
I'm not getting into suggestions. .-.
Some alliance in the vale are awfully protective of underage girls. I recommend not engaging in ERP "troll back" with anyone. Not only might the person on the other end be underage, but you might make some creeps jealous.

http://i.imgur.com/wBoPEBq.jpg
Some alliance in the vale are awfully protective of underage girls. I recommend not engaging in ERP "troll back" with anyone. Not only might the person on the other end be underage, but you might make some creeps jealous.

http://i.imgur.com/wBoPEBq.jpg


I got a similar tell about Ellura. Though, apparently she's 15. Hey Mavs, confirm/deny? :P
That is just strange.
Lol I don't know where you get your information, Hebro, but it makes me laugh.

By the way when have you killed me?
Lol I don't know where you get your information, Hebro, but it makes me laugh.

By the way when have you killed me?


Those wargames. And like...3-4 days ago? Gil and I hunted you down

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