The Invasion Comes Soon!

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Wait this isnt a rp server!!!
04/28/2013 11:47 PMPosted by Isthatagnome
dumbest post ever.


A human?! One of our tall brethren still lives! Oh what a glorious day! Contact our glorious High King lady Ekiv and let him know if you need any supplies, you know like pudding, water, food, gnome escorts, pudding, massages, or pudding.

Foolish Horde, your romp through the streets of our beloved capitals wrought much death and sorrow, but it pales in comparison to what awaits you.

THE WRATH OF A MILLION GNOMES CANNOT BE RESTRAINED!
FOR GNOMEREGAN!
FOR THE ALLIANCE!


Nobody harm this one please, I want to tame it as a pet. WTB gnome cage. I'll have to cut a deal with the Ogrimmar stable master for now I guess.
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ONE OF OUR BRETHREN!!!!
Eh, whatever it takes to make me enjoy the game again, wether it be pvp, pve, rp, blah blah blah. All I know is the thought of an all gnome RBG, wpvp, and Org raids just seems amazingly fun :D
04/28/2013 11:53 PMPosted by Imhunttarded


A human?! One of our tall brethren still lives! Oh what a glorious day! Contact our glorious High King lady Ekiv and let him know if you need any supplies, you know like pudding, water, food, gnome escorts, pudding, massages, or pudding.

Foolish Horde, your romp through the streets of our beloved capitals wrought much death and sorrow, but it pales in comparison to what awaits you.

THE WRATH OF A MILLION GNOMES CANNOT BE RESTRAINED!
FOR GNOMEREGAN!
FOR THE ALLIANCE!


Nobody harm this one please, I want to tame it as a pet. WTB gnome cage. I'll have to cut a deal with the Ogrimmar stable master for now I guess.


[You walk outside Orgrimmar, a daily break from your jumping on top of the bank or laughing at Garrosh, who's too stupid to realize he's being made fun of.]

[As you arrive in the Dueling Area, eternal home to nerdragers and Wanna-Be Glads extraordinaires, you hear a war cry in the distance, followed by what sounds like the biggest !@#$ing mechanostrider ever invented in the World...of Warcraft]

[You see Isthatagnome, riding valiantly at the head of a massive tsunami of vengeful Gnomes. It could be because she is a natural leader, but it's probably more likely that she's afk making a hot dog or something and used auto-run instead of follow.]

[You attack, thinking that it will be a quick victory but to your surprise you get jumped by 30 Gnome rogues, part of the Gingersnap Brigade.]

[The last thing you see is comrades dying all around you, and Garrosh falling to a zerg of Mekkatorque's Marauders, as he got called out by Cooler on the forums and couldn't resist another duel, since he didn't finish the one with Thrall.]

*Insert forum thread about World PvP happening, Y O U lo se, and 1v1 owned.*
http://youtu.be/hrIGrakOdxc
Omg now I want a gnome.
part of the Gingersnap Brigade


Ha!
http://youtu.be/hrIGrakOdxc

This is not ammusing, the fact that you cannot take your imminent doom is sad. Th gnomes of gnomeregan will destroy your citys and hold helpless tauren hostage!!! This is not to be taken lightly. You have been warned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isjzYhNPDuE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isjzYhNPDuE

Yes
04/28/2013 12:00 PMPosted by Isthatagnome
The gnomes of Gnomeregan and our High King


I was not aware of any insubordination the lesser working class plebes were planning. Oh well. Cut their wages.

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If you are a beautiful strong King of Dalaran, Put this in your
signature so everyone knows who is the crowning royalty.
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The gnomes of Gnomeregan and our High King


I was not aware of any insubordination the lesser working class plebes were planning. Oh well. Cut their wages.

╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
If you are a beautiful strong King of Dalaran, Put this in your
signature so everyone knows who is the crowning royalty.
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝

What did you say pesant!!!
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Doritognome, you are a beautiful strong King of Gnomeregan
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04/29/2013 12:54 AMPosted by Famìne
The gnomes of Gnomeregan and our High King


I was not aware of any insubordination the lesser working class plebes were planning. Oh well. Cut their wages.

╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
If you are a beautiful strong King of Dalaran, Put this in your
signature so everyone knows who is the crowning royalty.
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝


We, the independent noble Gnomes of the Great Kingdom of Gnomeregan, do not pay tribute to, serve, feed pudding to, give footrubs to, or any other 'to's i can think of any smelly traitor High Elf, and certainly not one from the now defunct Kingdom of Dalaran. Didn't Jaina root your kind out of Dalaran? Or are you masquerading as a ruler in absentia?
I might have to make a gnome now
I am a Gnome in Draenei clothing...soon my friends soon.
I might have to make a gnome now
Protect your ankles!
ooo gnome punting season is upon us
ooo gnome punting season is upon us

Hello, did you think this would go unpunished? Well you have made a terrible mistake! Gnomes will soon be invading org, once we get most of our member to 90. But we will find you... AND WE WILL EAT YOUR LIMBS!!!!!

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