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The Alliance does have the QuelAthillien who are offering cake that is a plus side to join in my book. Curse these choices i must make if only there was a way i could chose both and have cake :(


We have grumblecakes. Steam and sugar. Don't eat the cheatcakes, though; those people go to prison.
05/01/2013 02:31 PMPosted by Kavrel
No, blood elves are traitors and must die.

We're the traitors?! The Alliance didn't even so much as raise a finger to aid us after the Scourge destroyed the Sunwell! And once our forces joined up to assist the war effort against the Scourge how were we used? Like SLAVES! The best archers and mages in the Eastern Kingdoms, sent to repair towers and given the impossible task of holding three fronts by the "Grand Marshall". Then we were jailed and sentenced to death for accepting the only help offered to us; and none of your kind spoke out against it!

If you wish to see a traitor, you need look no further than Stormwind.

Hmm. Oh, hey orcs besiege and destroyed Stormwind? Sad, but not my problem. Orcs coming to Lordaeron to fight and kill people, eh Not my concern, but I will give you a token support. Wait, they are burning down our forests. Y u no help us in time humans, you suck. this was literally one of the reasons why they left the Alliance.
We have grumblecakes. Steam and sugar. Don't eat the cheatcakes, though; those people go to prison.


Only liars and thieves eat grumblecakes. And those people go to prison.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_ooo3WBQLM&t=2m42s
05/01/2013 02:50 PMPosted by Cladriah

We're the traitors?! The Alliance didn't even so much as raise a finger to aid us after the Scourge destroyed the Sunwell! And once our forces joined up to assist the war effort against the Scourge how were we used? Like SLAVES! The best archers and mages in the Eastern Kingdoms, sent to repair towers and given the impossible task of holding three fronts by the "Grand Marshall". Then we were jailed and sentenced to death for accepting the only help offered to us; and none of your kind spoke out against it!

If you wish to see a traitor, you need look no further than Stormwind.

Hmm. Oh, hey orcs besiege and destroyed Stormwind? Sad, but not my problem. Orcs coming to Lordaeron to fight and kill people, eh Not my concern, but I will give you a token support. Wait, they are burning down our forests. Y u no help us in time humans, you suck. this was literally one of the reasons why they left the Alliance.


Also proves that most of the Thalassian elves are incredibly selfish and will only act if it something directly affects their nation.

Or cry about it.
Also proves that most of the Thalassian elves are incredibly selfish and will only act if it something directly affects their nation.


I guess that is what happens when you live for hundreds of years kind of cut yourself off from the world and not care about creatures who have such a short life span.
Why would I ever want anything to do with humans, diseased dog humans, or midgets with engineering inferior to our magic?

You have a point with the draenei though. Come up better reasons, grape elf!
Why would I ever want anything to do with humans, diseased dog humans, or midgets with engineering inferior to our magic?

You have a point with the draenei though. Come up better reasons, grape elf!


Midgets with engineering inferior to magic? You mean those annoying green things that try to steal your wealth?

And -all- engineering is inferior to magic.

Better reasons? Wine, cheese, cake, and lots and lots of handmaidens.
I'm not sure when or why it became expected of blood elves to justify their actions to the lesser races. Nor do I understand why the grovelling scavenger remnants of the once-proud Highborne would get all soapboxy about how great the Alliance is. Even the lesser kaldorei can barely stand you. Are you so quick to forget the millennia of exile?

Whatever. I happen to like the Forsaken. The Alliance has nothing on my heartless, cold-blooded buddies. And even if I did abandon the Horde, you'd just get to finger-wagging about how I'm a bad person for using dark magic.

You can keep your soapboxes and high horses. I'd rather just set them on fire.
Also, did you seriously list Goldshire as a plus?

And you said -Malfurion- would step up and kick some !@# if Varian fell?

Logic this terrible could only come from tree-dwelling forest primitives.
05/01/2013 01:23 PMPosted by Synesa
Join the Alliance. We bathe regularly, and we have Dalaran now.


You can keep it.

Just so I can purge it of you.
05/01/2013 02:31 PMPosted by Kavrel
No, blood elves are traitors and must die.

We're the traitors?! The Alliance didn't even so much as raise a finger to aid us after the Scourge destroyed the Sunwell! And once our forces joined up to assist the war effort against the Scourge how were we used? Like SLAVES! The best archers and mages in the Eastern Kingdoms, sent to repair towers and given the impossible task of holding three fronts by the "Grand Marshall". Then we were jailed and sentenced to death for accepting the only help offered to us; and none of your kind spoke out against it!

If you wish to see a traitor, you need look no further than Stormwind.


Well... Stormwind and the dwarves were dealing with their own problems while the Scourge were attacking Quel'thalas. Lordaeron was toast by then, and the night elves were far, far away. Grand Marshal Garithos was a jerk, true, but he and his racist men don't speak for the entire Alliance. In fact I think most of his men became the corrupted scarlet crusade after he died, though that's a bit cloudy.

Tyrande, Malfurion and Maiev helped Prince Kaelthas(When he was sane.) escape the undead and make it back across the river. We sacrificed kaldorei lives to escort your prince and his refuges back to safety. Tyrande herself even sacrificed herself to hold back the undead, but the bridge beneath her broke and she was swept down river. If I remember correctly, Kaelthas and the night elves were pretty chummy, as well as the dwarves and gnomes. I think the only race/faction to hate the high elves were Garithos' men, the undead, and of course, the Horde who had pillages/raped/burned high elven regions for years following the first opening of the dark portal.

The only reason they joined the Horde despite the fact that they've been fighting orcs and trolls for decades is because Kaelthas went insane and Blizzard destroyed lore to allow it to happen. Odd, I know.

Join the Alliance! We forgive you and know it was Kaelthas' fault for whatever demon stuff happened. *Hugs.*
I'm not sure when or why it became expected of blood elves to justify their actions to the lesser races. Nor do I understand why the grovelling scavenger remnants of the once-proud Highborne would get all soapboxy about how great the Alliance is. Even the lesser kaldorei can barely stand you. Are you so quick to forget the millennia of exile?

Whatever. I happen to like the Forsaken. The Alliance has nothing on my heartless, cold-blooded buddies. And even if I did abandon the Horde, you'd just get to finger-wagging about how I'm a bad person for using dark magic.

You can keep your soapboxes and high horses. I'd rather just set them on fire.


Because sticking with Garrosh is way better.
05/01/2013 04:18 PMPosted by Synesa

We're the traitors?! The Alliance didn't even so much as raise a finger to aid us after the Scourge destroyed the Sunwell! And once our forces joined up to assist the war effort against the Scourge how were we used? Like SLAVES! The best archers and mages in the Eastern Kingdoms, sent to repair towers and given the impossible task of holding three fronts by the "Grand Marshall". Then we were jailed and sentenced to death for accepting the only help offered to us; and none of your kind spoke out against it!

If you wish to see a traitor, you need look no further than Stormwind.


Well... Stormwind and the dwarves were dealing with their own problems while the Scourge were attacking Quel'thalas. Lordaeron was toast by then, and the night elves were far, far away. Grand Marshal Garithos was a jerk, true, but he and his racist men don't speak for the entire Alliance. In fact I think most of his men became the corrupted scarlet crusade after he died, though that's a bit cloudy.

Tyrande, Malfurion and Maiev helped Prince Kaelthas(When he was sane.) escape the undead and make it back across the river. We sacrificed kaldorei lives to escort your prince and his refuges back to safety. Tyrande herself even sacrificed herself to hold back the undead, but the bridge beneath her broke and she was swept down river. If I remember correctly, Kaelthas and the night elves were pretty chummy, as well as the dwarves and gnomes. I think the only race/faction to hate the high elves were Garithos' men, the undead, and of course, the Horde who had pillages/raped/burned high elven regions for years following the first opening of the dark portal.

The only reason they joined the Horde despite the fact that they've been fighting orcs and trolls for decades is because Kaelthas went insane and Blizzard destroyed lore to allow it to happen. Odd, I know.

Join the Alliance! We forgive you and know it was Kaelthas' fault for whatever demon stuff happened. *Hugs.*


Also, the Forsaken are led by a great elven heroine. And the Alliance was ready to let the sin'dorei die. You imprisoned our leader.

None of this really matters, though. Keep sucking up to Malfurion like he didn't banish your ancestors on the pain of death for practicing arcane magic.
We have better fashion than the Highborne ever did, anyway!
I'm not sure when or why it became expected of blood elves to justify their actions to the lesser races. Nor do I understand why the grovelling scavenger remnants of the once-proud Highborne would get all soapboxy about how great the Alliance is. Even the lesser kaldorei can barely stand you. Are you so quick to forget the millennia of exile?

Whatever. I happen to like the Forsaken. The Alliance has nothing on my heartless, cold-blooded buddies. And even if I did abandon the Horde, you'd just get to finger-wagging about how I'm a bad person for using dark magic.

You can keep your soapboxes and high horses. I'd rather just set them on fire.


Because sticking with Garrosh is way better.


And who said a thing about sticking with Garrosh? When's the last time you saw the Warchief in Silvermoon? Or any elven territory? You don't seem to realize this, but we enjoy a rather secluded spot in the Horde. Very little of this tribal nonsense actually impacts us in any way.

Besides, we're all just waiting for the big oaf to bite off more than he can chew.
He changed his mind! We're buddies now. Imagine all elves on one faction. We'd be unstoppable. Our sophistication, arts, sciences, and magical prowess would sweep across Azeroth. We shall raise the depths, repair the super-continent, and retake our empire!

I mean... For the Alliance! >_>
I went alliance, now what?


Because sticking with Garrosh is way better.


And who said a thing about sticking with Garrosh? When's the last time you saw the Warchief in Silvermoon? Or any elven territory? You don't seem to realize this, but we enjoy a rather secluded spot in the Horde. Very little of this tribal nonsense actually impacts us in any way.

Besides, we're all just waiting for the big oaf to bite off more than he can chew.


It's better to join now rather than when things get really bad for the Horde so you appear to make a wise tactical decision rather than look like surrendering cowards. I am only trying to save you humiliation. Plus cheese and wine.
HA! The Horde will never surrender to the Alliance. Game mechanics and the flow of balance will back me up. HOWEVER since Horde bias is > Alliance, YOU can surrender to us and people will be okay. Garrosh 2013+

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