What quest made you laugh the hardest?

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Oh man, the Deathwing one, that's a given.

The orcs around the Netherwing area that yell "work is poop!" and have buffs on them with text "Defiant and Enraged: This peon refuses to work!". WHen you give them the poisoned food they say "It puts the mutton in the stomach!"

Or from Crazed and Confused "Yeah I don't understand it, you would think that they wouldn't even be that hungry after 2 days. Murkblood (shakes head) damn they're stupid..."

Or Just Encased I laughed reading "To make things even worse... when he blasted me with web juice, my mouth was open!"

the They Took Me Pants quest which you fight Gorosh the Pant Stealer

Royce Dusk : Good work, very good, I supposed that's a valuable lesson: Never to take orders from a big purple ball

The quest named Like a Fart in the Wind that ends with "Without you, we would have starved or worse, been forced to go out and get food ourselves."

The comments from the 'hobos' at the start of Cata in Westfall "Looks like we'll be eating shoe leather for dinner again" or "I wonder if it's possible to eat rocks?"

And I forget what quest but it was out in Hyjal with Kristoff Manheim dangling by a chain where he's like "You.... WHAT? So help me, I will - I am going to - I will knock your brains out! I will fill the empty cavity left behind with my boot! Come here! GET BACK HERE!"
There are a few from Redridge that had me laughing. Like the Ettin about to toss a boulder on the just-finished Lakeshire bridge, and anything involving John J. Keeshan. But this one caught me off-guard.

http://www.wowhead.com/quest=26513

Marshal Marris: We were raided last night, or perhaps it was the night before. I'm not really sure when it was as I haven't had a wink of sleep in three days. I'm probably delusional at this point.

Listen, gnolls raided our supply stores and took off with everything! Just like a fart in the wind, they were in and they were OUT! My soldiers saw them running back towards the canyons, northwest of here. Recover our supplies <Warlock>!

Thank you, citizen. Without you, we would have starved or worse, been forced to go out and get food for ourselves.
Oh, the start of Westfall was pretty funny!!
My fav----in Western Plaguelands, where you..... are helping a young troll druid find his place in life. :) Zen'Kiki, The Druid.


Oh gods, I'd forgotten about this.. hahaha.

SHAPESHIFT! Here comes da moonfire!
Ouch!
Stop that!
Moon Burns!

lololol...
Dk starting zone Grand Theft Palomino, stealing the tiny pony as a Tauren Nuff said
I didn't realise that you were supposed to throw the bears on the trampoline in Hyjal and threw at least two trees worth of baby bears onto the floor, I laugh every time I remember that.
I didn't realise that you were supposed to throw the bears on the trampoline in Hyjal and threw at least two trees worth of baby bears onto the floor, I laugh every time I remember that.


Oh gahds.. the poor bears.. hahahhaha..
05/18/2013 07:02 AMPosted by Pale
My fav----in Western Plaguelands, where you..... are helping a young troll druid find his place in life. :) Zen'Kiki, The Druid.


Oh gods, I'd forgotten about this.. hahaha.

SHAPESHIFT! Here comes da moonfire!
Ouch!
Stop that!
Moon Burns!

lololol...


Yes, I think I can recall that this is the single quest that made me laugh the hardest.

Swim away, mon!
Why are you upside down, mon?
This isn't good, mon!
[quote]I wonder if the dev who did hillsbred also did ungoro... seems to be a theme about male NPCs falling in love with male blood elfs by mistake.

It's common knowledge that there are no male blood elves.

Let's see, good ones I enjoyed that have been covered so far....

The Day that Deathwing Came.

Welcome to the Machine.

Maximillian's quests in Un'goro.

Harrison Jones escorting you in Grizzly Hills.

Ready, Set, Goat!

Once More, with Eeling.

Gnomebliteration.

John J. Keeshan's quests in Redridge.

The Netherwing booterang daily.

One that hasn't been mentioned yet, but never fails to get a smile out of me, is when the goblins from K3 send you out to collect mammoth chunks. At first it looks like another tedious gathering quest, but then you pick up a bomb, throw it at the mammoth, and collect all the chunks you need from just one exploded mammoth.

Orc starting area: A guard on a tower asks you to look through a telescope to survey the damage. After you do this, he says something like, "You mean it works if you look through the little end?" Orcs.

Finding non-violent ways to collect stuff in Searing Gorge for the sensitive ogre was pretty amusing. You wouldn't expect that from an ogre. Any ogres with intelligence and feelings are inherently funny.

The world famous Secret Lab has been mentioned, but for me the topper is sending the raptor on a rocket to find a better world. (Her commentary on goblin engineering is pretty good too.) I look forward to finding this raptor's new world in a future expansion.

And picking up a power converter at Toshley Station is a nice reward for questing in Pointy Place.
Almost forgot about Zen'Kiki. The experience was /beakwing inducing.
Almost forgot about Zen'Kiki. The experience was /beakwing inducing.


Zen'kiki is definitely the best.

I always giggle like a little girl when he turns into an owlkin and spams moonfire all over the place.
My favorite was the big ogre who didn't like to kill so he would ride the spiders ans give me the poison,,Then he would sit on the dark dwarf guards and they would like eeeew it smeel and other funny things,,at the end i had to start a conga line with him and 3 dwarf..so fuuny..
Purely because of the quest name, the quest "Like a Fart in the Wind"...

Yeah, I laugh at fart jokes >.>
Definately "Welcome to the machine", whoever made that quest deserves a hefty raise. I've never laughed so hard for any quest ever. Though one worth honourable mention would be "Gnomebliteration" cause who doesn't love the idea of gnome bowling ;)
Any quest involving the slaughtering of Alliance soldiers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7edeOEuXdMU
None of them. I don't read quest text, just want to level and be done.
It's too bad they took The Rise of the Machines out of the game.

http://www.wowhead.com/quest=4063/the-rise-of-the-machines

Here's the text for people that missed an awesome line: Find and slay Golem Lord Argelmach. Return his head to Lotwil. You will also need to collect 10 Intact Elemental Cores from the Ragereaver Golems and Warbringer Constructs protecting Argelmach. You know this because you are psychic.
Sheepie. I'm sick like that.
Best Quest name I can remember is from BC in Zanger Marsh.

"Nothin' say's lovin' like a big stinger"

Still makes me laugh

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