Crustaceans make the best Paladins evar!

Paladin
It's true! There is one on my server named Lobster. Totally the best Paladin, and quite handsome to boot!
~The Paladin formerly known as Datass :(
(Name got reported, was a good, solid year with that name)
and yet a crustacean is our greatest enemy......
Or.... our greatest friend?!?!
YOUR NAME GOT REPORTED??? NOOOOOOOOO WHAT WILL I DO? :(

Guess you'll have to faction change now! Hooves are SO last year.
I know right? Blood Elf times coming soon to a faction near you ;)
WE WILL TERRORIZE THE COUNTRYSIDE WITH OUR COLLECTIVE RIGHTEOUSNESS
NOTHING WILL STAND IN THE WAY OF OUR GLORIOUS CRUSADE OF JUSTICE
PREPARE TO BE JUDGED, PEASANTS!
*insert menacing laugh here*
FOR THE EMPEROR!
What is this I do ... wait, "Blood Elf times coming soon to a faction near you" ...

*sad panda*
PREPARE TO BE JUDGED, PEASANTS!


I don't know why, but I absolutely lost it there.
is anyone else confused?
A lobster is our greatest champion? LOL
A lobster is our greatest champion? LOL
Could be worse, it could be a Beaver.
I for one, accept our new Lobster overlord!
I for one, accept our new Lobster overlord!

That's the spirit!
A lobster is our greatest champion? LOL


SILENCE!
I don't understand.

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